thomas

"so far the club has only confirmed that while he may share a name with a certain famous deceased scottish hairstylist, he and Paul Mitchell are not related"

I know Tone Loc's "Wild Thang" started playing in Tripp's head when he saw that fit on the rack.

club/regime's fault for not already having his and Eales's replacements lined up in time for the window imo

The thought of getting knocked into a transfer-window-length long coma becomes more appealing every single year

jokes aside I don't have the recall to remember if he was hand picked by Eales or not. Darren having to bow out with (the terrifying sounding) blood cancer might have signaled an early end in that case. He stayed to see out the season but usually backroom/staff shakeups aren't singular

Perfect use case for AI if you ask me. NUFC should be a pioneer and leader in this brave new space.

dogshitting our way into the CL scratch all players/staff from any "* of the season" nominations.

love schar's party trick of exploding and reassembling like a frozen T-1000

maybe switching to italian food from english was worth 100k/w to him

really? I missed the first few minutes but it's looked to me like he's been quite stingy with stopping play for soft fouls, which I quite like.

all i want is a more intimidating animal on the crest than a seahorse. maybe give them huge johnsons or something.

would never want to deny eddie his due but it's hard to look past the phenomenal shifts Ange and Amorim have put in. Top quality work by them.

Please, please just let the new crest be ai generated for maximum carnage

haters will say that tonali fucked up and tino was obviously struggling but smart football fans know we just saw the greatest winger of our generation in action

dead rubber matches at the end of season should be decided in a bo5 online fifa tourney between each clubs best gamer in the senior squad, playing as their respective clubs. stream it on twitch. edit: only half joking. I think something like this will occur in our lifetimes.

the sound of geordie nation sphincters unclenching was audible across the atlantic

okay, cool a penalty, but let's be honest this ref fucking sucks

hope the authorities investigate any odd bets placed around his dismissal. there's no explaining that bearhug

I'd tolerate that fluke trophy because it would lock amorim in for years so he can complete the assassination of the club.

maybe they threw this game so eddie could watch this and still feel needed after the last two wins.

infinitely more watchable back in the aguero/david silva days. feels much more like mechanical execution (at an elite level ofc) but just nowhere near as fun.

i have this likely very stupid but romantic notion that he's going to be here for the next 15 years as our michael ballack. need to cycle him on creatine and bulk up some in the offseason.

Can't even gift them a goal fucking hell

palace looking like me in fifa when i'm losing 5-0 and i just tape down the slide tackle button to break some ankles. cunts