thomas

daft jimmy milner

Does it though?

fuck off liverpool

still not convinced the turbochoads will sack him and get anyone competent in

that hi I'm tom I'll be your joeyt for the evening.

I used to think Birtles hated us, but I've heard him commentating on other teams' games and realised he just hates life. And probably himself. Massive alcoholic I reckon. Search for his rant on Helton on [popular video site]. Surprised there aren't more clips of him just being sickened by everything he sees.

still chuckling at garry birtles being even more miserable than normal having to watch that utter shitshow. literally the only positive.

NUFC players release second, 90 minute statement, telling Steve to fuck off.

haha

Aye more papering over the cracks is the last thing we need. Anyone convinced by that kind of papering would want shooting.

We make our own luck now eh Mike

Even his compliments come off sounding like criticisms

already wrote the letter with that teamsheet, just quietly duck out the back and never be seen again Steve.

There's at least 1 pen against us in this game, maybe more.

'What is going on with this pavement? I mean, there's hardly any cement in-between the the paving slabs. It's incredible' :lol: you know that's the commentary in his head. *bee doesn't land perfectly on beautiful flower* "come on son. You're never going to pollinate anything with an effort like that. Dust yourself off and get on with it."

just have a camera follow birtles around and pick up his miserable commentary on everything in life. I'd watch it.

his complaining is 10x more entertaining than the match it sustains me

hahaha.

this is so stupid i hate everything

So small time. It would be hilarious if it were another club.

Since the odds of getting someone proven competent in are virtually nil, might as well spin the roulette wheel until it hits. Just start cycling through all the has-beens out there until one of them works.

just circling the bowl.