thomas

just pull one back before halftime and there's hope

I don't want to start the torches and pitchforks just yet but I'd say it seems pretty clear a certain person's presence at the stadium has brought ill fortune.

Don't let them get you down mate. Been saying this for a while now. I'm no knee-jerk reactionary but should we lose the final I think the regime should break out the résumé binder and have a good long perusal ahead of the summer.

Inzaghi's "tap-in merchant" tag is not entirely without justification, but for the mid-2000's he really did display an otherworldly ability with his timing and finding space. On a list of purely predatory forwards Pippo would deserve a spot but I agree, on a list of with (mostly) more all-around contributing #9s he's an odd one.

wish I'd catalogued all of the "i'd 100% walk away from the sport if that happened to us" puffed-chest declarations from their lot commenting on us, just to see if they really have the courage of their convictions.

this is a concerted effort to have VAR tossed due to incompetent buffoons getting it wrong no matter what

isak needs to get on that Bulkmaster 3000 powder. Where's the GNC sponsorship?

edit: ^^^ what he said Always felt the SBR love was more for being able to claim someone with his incredible standing, CV and reputation within the game as one of ours, and not necessarily the good job he did here? KK absolutely the more messianic figure but I've always had a different kind of appreciation and feeling for SBR.

bare minimum should be to dissolve the club and raze manchester.

mad how i can hear this gif

What do you mean everyone?

Siri show me what a bottle of pickled queef would look like

the rapidly heightening anxiety and despair you'd think Bruce had snuck back in under cover of WC.

Probably shouldn't be sharing this but it's only phase one of Operation 1776 pt II. The next will be to infiltrate the FA at all levels to prevent any overriding or conflicting mandates. We estimate by 2030 to have the job done and relocate the EPL to America for the good of the game.

just want to let you lads know that while my fellow americans might be googling pro-french images in order to brutally meme you to death should this scoreline hold (or even get worse) I am not doing that because I'm too hungover. #namaste

Because once a population of internet males reaches late middle-age, and their virility and swagger has left them like their hairline did, all they have left is asserting they're the only one that remembers events 20+ years ago in perfect detail.

mais non. Allez Les Bleus!

really need you to come through with a 4-0 wales win here, god

every time i look away for 10 seconds then look back i see the "35+ new messages. Would you like to see them?" badge and stress over clicking it but it's just been complaining every time so far

Took some googling but it's former English international Lianne Sanderson. My goodness. Looks like Kingpin cosplay.

who's the absolute unit in a suit at the end of the bein desk (not andy gray)

I think the best thing here would be two back to back heavy defeats for England so Tripps comes back hungry and determined to prove himself again.

Alright. Snacks procured. Drinks Poured. Backup account ready to go on the off chance England get humiliated and I'm banned for intensely violent gloating.