thomas

jesus christ philadelphia why are you like this

I don't give a fuck that I'm 45, I need a poster of callum wilson kung fu kicking that ball on my walls right fucking now

I'm with @TheBrownBottle - all the explanations for why this isn't a weird loan+purchase still make no sense to me. Maybe I'm still just Ashley-pilled but ... Juventus? Buying a defender?? From us!!?! Still coming to grips with it tbh. There's also some cynical part of me thinks maybe PIF and the Agnelli's are chums and this deal wasn't just about football.

please get bruno off and miley on or longstaff on or a rando from the crowd on literally anything

he looks like a corpse that just found out he has to work retail in the afterlife

hahahahah yes YES

trossard's schoolboy haircut annoys me to no end.

there's more than a hint of smug satisfaction in the "all our players suck" ultras at seeing it, I don't think it's a population of purely objective sports analysts

dear lord, please let fulham score a second so the misery wankers can enjoy their weekends.

I appreciate that joelinton really earns his yellows. Never gets them cheaply.

btw can't state how much i love seeing the scorer immediately recognizing and running to the assist provider to celebrate.

It's the old ivan drago play.

the multi-car pileup in midfield there, why did everyone turn into a car on ice sliding into each other

was a time that illegal stream operators cared, now it's just endless ads and buffering and suspiciously-timed connections lost during promising build up (I think they do it on purpose).

he's such a fucking beast

big 8 bias in full flow, football dead smh

not wrong but shite for man u is supposed to be be 8th place. y'all are five calcified layers of pre-cambrian turd below shite right now

trippiers decline has been frightening to witness

The silver lining I'm trying to take away is at least everyone's getting their shit game out of the way at the same time? maybe? fuck if I know. Definitely need reinforcements

is it wrong to just leave flailing elbows out and if cook happens to run into one at full speed then oh well

Joelinton earning his yellow was the high point of the half imo. Like a pitcher beaning a batter after one of theirs gets hit. You gotta do it. That's a loving teammate right there.