thomas

fucking pardew

read "loves" as "leaves" and heart dropped for a second

wonder if that appears as out-of-the-blue random to those fans as it does to me

It's a bit of well over-due stick Christine, you daft bint. That said, it would be a fucking result if the cunt didn't wake up tomorrow morning. Ofcourse it would be, I'd have more oxygen to breath.

Doesn't mean he won't go. "No plans" would be the standard m.o. under this regime. He'll be abruptly fired and we'll run around in hair on fire mode and eventually settle on Gerry Francis.

http://i.imgur.com/DjrNAZ3.png needless to say it's not going down well... A well intentioned but incorrect effort from mr suarez, alluding to the fact we are all in fact "Great Apes" - that is to say, we are all primates belonging to the taxonomic family Hominidae, which includes chimps, gorillas and orangutangs but sadly not monkeys.

tevez has never not looked like unfrozen caveman footballer.

Our attempt. http://tstoaddicts.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/otto-bus-on-blocks.jpg?w=450&h=323 http://i.imgur.com/6olUJgQ.jpg

what a fucking shitshow.

Well, we can't influence the result, but we can influence the performance **makes sound from hippo pooping youtube video**

http://i.imgur.com/Lh4aRUJ.gif

He's basically a less charismatic, football version of Dr Nick Riviera "Hi Everybody!" "Hi, worthless prick!"

re: thread title, from last thread courtesy of SanToon: http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2014/hatem-ben-arfas-lawyer-speaks-out/ Shit just got real. Talking to BeIN Sports this evening, Hatem Ben Afra’s lawyer has attempted to clear up his client’s situation amid rumours that he will never play for Newcastle United again. “Hatem has two possibilities. Either he utilises Article 17, which is a FIFA regulation that allows after three years without an alteration to a contract with a club for that contract to be terminated. Hatem can do that this year.” “He has one year of his contract remaining. Contrary to what his manager says, he only has one year remaining. He could also sort his situation out with the club. What must not happen is that Hatem is destabilised and it is made to look like it is he who is trying to leave the club.“ “There has been no major incident which justifies the things that the manager’s entourage has spread about him. Nothing. As for everything that hurts Hatem’s image, relative to the club, the fans or himself, we will fight because spreading false informations must not happen.”

RIP Ben Arfa.

http://i.imgur.com/Ox9g18W.gif

"We woz very keen to avoid a repeat of last year when we conceded 7, and we done that today". No thanks. Fine, fuck it. 8 or 9. Seriously think we'll be lucky if it's only 8 or 9 at halftime.

certainly earning this thread title today

would gladly chip in to deck out an entire away section with them

Always figured Carlos Queiroz would have been the first but he couldn't wait on Fergie.

free anarl marra

Assuming T stands for transfer here

http://i.imgur.com/R4MIqdJ.jpg