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The new away kit takes the edge off tbf. Helps me cope.

I thought one of the virtues of capitalism was that there were no rewards for failure or incompetence. Ashley is either an exception which proves the rule or something that demonstrates that's a load of bollocks. Every virtue of an "-ism", from communism to capitalism, is only applicable in its purest form. Britain is hardly that. Ashley, however, remains a gigantic twat.

Pictured: Maria Jose Lopez, Presenter(anonymous), Internet (hand, bottom right)

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Think Crouch was the one who also answered "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?" with "A virgin."

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/179/louisetaylor.jpg No.

Ugh, the chicken makhani wasn't sitting well to begin with and now this.

I've tried. But we're hurtling towards a point of no return so fast that I can't even justify a position of cautious optimism any more. It seems every day we lurch forward towards that precipice instead of inching. I almost wish apathy would take a greater hold of me and I could view all this with a sense of detached bemusement.

Die in a fire, Ashley.

Are they Sunderland "fans" per se or just people who happened to have owned Sunderland at some point?

Even now I can't help but mash f5 like a hamster hitting a feed bar. Except the pellets rocket out like that vending machine scene in Maximum Overdrive. But I keep hitting it.

Paying attention to the figures he's spouting at least it sounds like he knows it would take further investment to get the club back to that value, meaning hopefully their consortium would be prepared to invest heavily immediately in getting us promoted on the first try. Could all be bunk too though. Just wish this was over already.

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Someone needs to.

Are we sold yet?

Post of the year.

No doubt behind the Ranger fiasco too! :angry:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Well fuck, I guess someone will go for him. Will admit I didn't consider the goal hanger angle, but I suppose it makes sense. With Ronaldo leaving they may need to rely on someone for the last 20 or 30 minutes of target practice to pick up a goal, and he has a knack for being in the right spot. Breaking down teams parking the bus doesn't require the things he's missing anymore.

6 words and an entire article extrapolated about it, but does anyone know what interview that quote came from. Press over-reaction as usual then I'm sure we could cliche our way to worse ... "Disgraced winger Jonas Gutierrez has unleashed a scathing condemnation of Newcastle's failure to maintain top flight status. His blast also serves as a desperate 'come and get me' plea to the premier league and we understand there will be no shortage of suitors for the mercurial Argentinean. This is just the latest in a string of high profile public statements from toon stars upset at dropping a league."

When he had those ridiculous cornrows, all I could see was Matthew Lillard from Hackers

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11676_5410949,00.html Really shows how far his stock has fallen. The clubs that can afford him can also afford better, the clubs that he might improve can't afford him or even take the gamble. Be really surprised if he finds anything domestic.

6 words and an entire article extrapolated about it, but does anyone know what interview that quote came from.

Shades of Boumsong in that pic tbh :lol: