thomas

scintillating front foot sexball from brucey. you'd think people who had to suffer through rafa would be happy with it but wow

Criticizers of the optimistic takeover thread take note: THIS is what delusional hope really looks like.

I just have to hope and trust the VAR monitors are higher resolution than whatever 1986 25" Magnavox console that was taken from.

"Mr. Bruce, your season seems to have the momentum of a run away freight train. Why are you so popular?"

shot on target! eat it, doubters!

Science needs to study the time dilation effects of watching football played at the speed of shite. Goal came in the 48th year of play. Fuck ME there's 36 more of these.

Probably won't be a yellow before a red at this rate. Someone's just going to escalate it too quickly and hit the showers.

Watching a Bruce side has to be the worst way to spoil a nice sit in the rain.

boo that you daft fuckers

wilson. how.

Looks like this is on NBCSN and Peacock in the States. Also looks like I have some sharpened kebab skewers I could just ram through my scrotum instead of watching this. Maybe I'll flip a coin.

I'm fairly sure it was Lee Ryder's error but I also can't rule out Bruce being so thick he actually speaks in typos.

There aren't just the two options of either being a violent revolutionary or being a complicit actor in this farce. A passive protest is still a protest. Not spending money on a non-necessity that brings you misery is one of the easiest things you can do. For example, I've stopped giving Blizzard any money via World of Warcraft or Overwatch as a result of the shitty revelations the other week (and also their products turning to wank over the last several years (not unlike us in many ways)). I am not, however, about to march on their offices or harangue anyone on Twitter. Not constantly participating in active, ongoing demonstrations is not the same as doing nothing. You'd be entitled to say it's maybe not as powerful or it doesn't help highlight the problem to get more attention. Those are definitely valid opinions to hold. But you can't throw it back in someone's face as if they're doing nothing.

I had just about enough left in my tank to coast through The Takeover That Never Was, and now that the season is actually here there was nothing today. In prior years this would have fucked off my whole Sunday if not week until Wednesday. Now I'm just looking forward to chores, which might actually be a worse fate.

i know its tacky to revel in apathy too much but seriously its incredible not giving a fuck.

We're doing well but ASM needs more brains around him to take space when he's attracting 2 or 3 West Ham players' attention in the middle of the park. They've rightly identified him as our major threat, exploit it

@Yorkiecan't quote the old now locked post but thought you were tongue-in-cheek touting the 60m figure - spread across 9 players (and removing joelinton making it 20m across 8 ) - as a positive. Hence the "almost got me."

Actually almost had me.

vaxxed or not I'd be absolutely fuming as a manager if one of my players celebrated anywhere near the stands with all the idiot variants out there

Due a massive rethink if Fred is effortlessly dunking on you. FRED.

I wish this could have been shit so I don't feel so bad about what I'll watch tomorrow

absolute peach of a goal.

He may be flying the plane directly into the mountain but at least he let the crew serve drinks first.