thomas

Sail on silver girl Sail on by Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way See how they shine

Signs your agent hates you

I'm like 80% certain he's an admin alt account used to troll. a normal account would have been put six deep in the dirt long ago for persistent wummery.

Feel like we could do a canonical NUFC revelations The Llambias opened the 7th seal. Out rode a fat man in denim on a 75cc vespa. His name was Ashley and cheap tat followed

The haters know that the hour of our ascension is at hand and that their days are numbered. There will be one final wave of negativity and panic as the light of takeover washes over them to usher in a thousand years of trophies.

Indeed. I'm sure General Ashley and Lieutenant Charnley sat down in the war room and strategized that the least convoluted and most effective plan to do nothing would not, in fact, be to do nothing - like every other year - but instead to engage in a months long court battle involving high priced QCs. All as a big smoke an mirrors show to depress the already rock-bottom morale of the fanbase and er ... uh .... sorry my brain liquefied and ran out of my ear. What were we talking about?

it's going to happen. peace and goodwill, believers. namaste.

it's on

They're happy to let Mike do whatever to keep things turning over as they know they have a long-term rebuilding effort on their hands regardless. Their make-or-break season for us won't be within the first few years.

You're welcome to hit the fuckin bricks any time you like, dillweed.

absolutely rock hard

Every day that passes strengthens my conviction that things will go our way.

i loathe the existence of agents

keep the faith lads. good things come to those who wait.

Being so completely past it that the most passionate defense of keeping him on, as a forward, is that while he doesn't score goals he might clear a corner in the final 20 minute. Good God almighty.

feel a bit less sick seeing this

welp, this is good enough for me. prepared to be absolutely mortal by 4pm.

Sure, cunt owners probably don't want to take a risk on him given his history of falling out very publicly with prior cunt owners You could have summed that up in a tweet Luke, instead of using it as a pretext for 300 paragraphs of bear poking. Christ.

NUFC Is proud to announce we have opened peace talks with the rats infesting the training ground canteen. Negotiations are progressing well and Steve Bruce is all hopeful for a swift resolution before the start of the season. Howay The Lads!

it's a very good thing actual court cases aren't played out on twitter. dead tired of supposition and conjecture including my own. shit needs to get over one way or another

At Atlanta vs Nashville tonight. good seats, shite league

Literally no one literally said all the literal words in literal order, sure. Can we use our two brain cells though and maybe conclude there was an implication in this post? fine, "dealbreaker" is a little hyperbolic on my part but the gist is still I think he's inconsequential to the sale. A non-factor.