thomas

Pope seems sturdy enough recently. Dubs forcing this is a big unconfirmed IF, but if true then relying on Darlow for backup seems like a low-risk gamble to get someone out who could turn the dressing room toxic. The other question of how we should deal with man u may be guided by that. if not then it does seem like a very woodwardian piece of inept transfer dealing. time will tell.

we'll soon be flush with dubravka loan cash, can't wait to see which exciting continental targets we reel in with it

i'm honestly, 100%, more emotionally invested in seeing him get dragged on social media for his dumb shite than i have been for any film or tv series in the last 5 years

dunno if the commentators picked up on this but José Sá has a nonce beard.

yeah let's fossilize our position numbers based on a 2-3-5 no one's played in 300 years that makes sense

personally I want this to come off even if he's Colback mk II just because it would mean Luke was wrong and I can never get enough of that.

Definitely the most spent since 18/19, by some ways - https://www.transfermarkt.us/premier-league/fuenfjahresvergleich/wettbewerb/GB1 think the total # of incoming/outgoing is higher than average too but cba to go back year by year

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He'd answer but get a dig in about supporters first "any more signings Steve?" "[small laugh] well the fans are always clamoring for more, that's for sure. but it's something you learn to live with at a club like this. it's always so hard in these windows to get deals done, especially late, so we'll have to see"

in another 5 years we'll be doing the old SNL Bill Brasky skits except talking about Paqueta

me for the next week, minimum, if that occurs:

True enough. They only went as far as the ref was letting them; which was apparently just short of garotting our players with piano wire.

absolute pack of goblins, these.

be nice to let Botman experience the full breadth that english football has to offer so quickly man city on sunday, tranmere on wednesday.

Always liked Lascelles tbh.

most of tranmere are covered in a thick sheen of sweat already and most of ours don't have their hair mussed. think/hope fitness will tell in the end. some absolute weapons with the kit on, mind

absolutely no one should be thinking "wow, we really got a steal here." This isn't a Pope v2.0 transfer like. Forwards always cost a ton, we have a pressing need, he is still highly rated (despite last season) and a long term target. He's been marked up a bit but not egregiously imo. Very happy to have him join regardless.

also an excuse to repost this

going to be a lot of May babies if Isak and Pedro both arrive.

in their defense most of the people on that board rinsed him for it but i'm pretty sure it was 100% genuine

no one should post on manu forums. here's what the patter is like on redcafe - one of the all time top-3 worst football takes ever.