thomas

it better fucking be Big Sam

Once again it's down to the woodwork being the best defender on the pitch for the majority of games and our keepers pulling off some miracles to keep us in games. Furthermore a better defense allows a better transition game which allows more end product from the attacking third.

WHU should have been docked points.

Frankly I'm ready for the talking part to end and the asses-getting-kicked-out-the-door part to begin

Is this the worlds most boring game or what

I hope people understand that Owen isn't the walking sicknote he's made out to be. Two freakish injuries back to back have kept him out for two years. Freakish. As in not-Dyeresque. He puts one in every other game when healthy against any opposition. Bellamy doesn't. Owen for me, end of.

aye, all those decades pre-1992 were simply golden trophy laden years Just like all those post-1992 years, eh sunshine?

This season you mean? Funnily enough in the eyes of some barely scraping by in the premiership is acceptable, just because years ago we had a shit board ...

It'd make my week/month if he came out and read macbeths post.

He got a chuckle out of me with that but you're still right.

Duly noted.

please god in heaven tell me shepherd didn't actually say that and that the guardian is making this all up

well if it gets repeated enough it's true and dyer is on 95k/w

I wish I'd never clicked this thread

the rest of the country would vote to have you all gassed as an act of sympathy I'd imagine

is it page 10 already? How time flies when you're scrolling through miles of quoted text. For the record, 10 pages later, we need both fullbacks and forwards, but the conditions surrounding the needs of both are so very subjective to the style of play our next manager brings that it's pointless arguing which one ahead of the other now. As if something being pointless has ever stopped anyone on this forum before. See you lot again on page 20, maybe we'll have a manager by then.

Definitely needs to clear out the backroom leeches. Then get shot of everyone bar Given, Tayls, *Emre, Milner, Zog, Martins and Owen. * I know some don't rate him but I think Allardyce could get a lot of use from him.

I hope not. On his day more effective than a dozen ronaldinhos and maradonas combined.

bloody thread necromancy

Whats a "sex wee" incase we do sign one of them and hold you to this? An erection. He would become sexually aroused at the appointment of ramos.

So if they don't take the blame for the appointments, who does?

or isit a whoosh for me? Luque as player/manager tbh.

have you ever wondered what an entire city vomiting at once would look like?

You'd get a far better idea of how fecking rapidly the quality of the squad has plummeted by asking who we'd keep - Given, Solano, Taylor, Milner, Emre, Butt, N'Zogbia, Owen and Martins. All the rest can go find employment in the lower leagues.

I told my wife I loved her when I left this morning, but things change.