Wullie

This non-story is actually on the front page. Dear me.

James might write shite but at least he doesn't put it to music and call it art.

Does anyone want to buy my nissan micra? I can't wait to get shot of it, i'll take 35 grand just to get it off my hands. Anyone?

That from Verlaine's best mate again?

26 is not that young.

I hate this 'time logged in' thing. At least with my post count, I can change it to make me look like less of a sad bastard.

Disagree. He was great as the lone striker, holding the ball up really well and a real goal threath. Looks really strong, yet blessed with good functional technique. With clubs like Barcelona interested I can't see him coming to us however.. Misses too many chances. Only looked good because of Russian creativity. Michael Owen would have looked like Pele in that team. For once we agree. He missed a load of simple chances.

http://www.fansfc.com/frontpage/frontpagenews.asp?newsid=187230 Shit.

I think this bloke is the most overhyped from the Euros. Not convinced myself.

NUFC Blog is the worst site the internet has produced.

I thought little clarence was class. I've got his autograph inside the front cover of a dilbert book somewhere.

How the hell did you both come across that article?

Was Keegan misquoted and he actually said: "South Americans and nothing but. They're the boys for us."?

A keeper. Hmm...

I hope we do have to pay full whack for him. a) it means he's better and b) James is boring the tits off me with this Webster shite.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article4258468.ece

Probably canny quick and easy to c+p it then just change one digit on each tbh.

http://www.setantasports.com/en/Sport/News/Football/2008/07/02/Feature-The-Craic/?facets/great-britain-locale/sport-space/football/

Not necessarily, nut. Tuncay and emre both have their first names on their shirt.

Has there been any links with this bloke before this? Doesn't ring any bells at all.

Superb, i love random signings out of nothing. Makes an absolute mockery of the papers. I remember they didn't know about enrique till about two days after we all did.

The Beeb must have been on the phone to Sky Sports for a lend judging by some of the halfwits on Look North offering their opinions.

I'm sure he's the one pulling the guy away? Eh? I watched it earlier, doesn't even look like him. You should tell Barton seeing as he pleaded guilty to it.

I'm sure he's the one pulling the guy away? Eh?

They'll miss Lampard big time though. You can't turn your nose up at a guaranteed 20 goals a season from midfield.