Wullie

Singing about Shearer. They're not obsessed though.

That was class.

Quassant.

Fucking hell! They could have had about ten so far.

Quick, flog him. Cheap as chips in summer.

Fair play to Carrick, he's been outstanding today.

Few times this season he's done that.

'Out with the scousers'

Phew, thank God we don't have to play this lot anytime soon.

Christ.

Worried about Boro.

Batty? Definitely a 'y' at the end there.

"This is abuse. The rich Premier League is trying to get richer and wants to expand the importance of that league. "I support the fans 100%," he said. "If I was a fan in England I would say: 'no, please play at home and don't go and exercise your talents abroad'. If the plan includes official league matches then, as a fan, I would protest against this." Sense from none other than Sepp Blatter.

Milner's fluke against Sunderland was it? Was from open play. I think our last free kick was Charlie against Bolton, another pretty flukey one tbh.

Show me a Wigan fan who thinks they are just as special as Barcelona and i'll show you a retard. Good examples. More a way of life than a club. Cultural impact of such clubs and their hinterland is what makes them special. And yet the North East is peppered with fans who think Newcastle United are more special than Barcelona! So - they will be....? In your mind maybe.

What rise is this?

I don't like to see our players diving or cheating, but on the other hand, I do think we're far too honest because it's getting us nowhere. Sick of seeing teams come to SJP, hoy themselves to the ground as soon as the ball leaves the ground and get a free kick out of it. I'm also sick of seeing us giving the ball back when one of the opposition has broken a nail.

I actually think we'll beat Blackburn as well. That's that jinxed.

Haven't noticed the keepers kicking the post apart from Shay who seems to do it once every five minutes. The ball can be down the other end and you'll hear the post rattling and think "oh Shay's bored again"

Some of those are quite good. I like the one about corners and raising a hand - presumably when our players do it, it's always a signal to the first opposition man of "get ready to head this away mate!"

And we always concede because we can't keep possession. It's painful watching most of our players trying to pass a ball.

Well of course it is, for reasons that are pretty obvious tbh.