Wullie

Within his rights tbf.

Scored against us with his head. The fucking absolute twat. >

Is that how football works is it? We can't beat Derby ergo we can't beat anyone else away from home? Man Utd did bloody well to finish 3rd in 2004 in that case after they lost at Molineux to a Kenny Miller goal against a side that eventually finished rock bottom. When sunderland went down with 19 points, 3 of them came against Liverpool. Poor teams sometimes beat good teams, that's football. You'd think we'd been beaten by a pub team, not away from home by a team in the same league, Jesus Christ.

Mourinho's first nine Chelsea games: Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd Birmingham 0-1 Chelsea C Palace 0-2 Chelsea Chelsea 2-1 Southampton Aston Villa 0-0 Chelsea Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham Middlesbrough 0-1 Chelsea Chelsea 1-0 Liverpool Man City 1-0 Chelsea So that's four 1-0 wins, two 0-0s and a defeat - against Man City, where they failed to score. The only games they got 2 in were against teams who eventually got relegated. 8 goals in 9 games. He'd just spent £70m topping up a squad who had been topped up to the tune of £120m the summer before and who had just finished second. The boring cunt, no creativity, etc. Lucky he wasn't with us really, we'd have had him sacked off by the end of September.

Interesting isn't it how you can draw one of the best teams in the Championship in the cup and everyone says "oh fuck, that's going to be tricky" but then they get promoted and strengthen their squad and everyone expects you to be putting ten past them on their own patch.

I got all but the LB (criminal) and the two wide forwards. Should definitely have got one, the other I wouldn't have.

His farewell apparently had Drogba in tears. Chelsea say the relationship breakdown between Jose and the club was affecting results, they ain't seen nothing yet. Only one loser here and it's not Jose.

Who's your sig from Rich?

Do you reckon when Ferguson got up and put Teletext on this morning, he did that little celebration dance he does round his living room?

What are SSN saying? Jumped or pushed?

Got the LB, had to Google the RB in the end, no wonder I didn't fucking get it. The line-up's all at sea, I don't believe for a second he played there that night.

I'm missing both full backs.

Owen's wife is happy with it, that's what matters.

NUFC4, I don't think Reo Coker will score for West Ham on Sunday. Highly unlikely.

Are you kidding? Er... it is. No so sure, Sam will probably have Viduka and Ameobi start. *The goggles, they do nothing!!* What's that from again? That's going to do my head in until I can remember, grrrr!! The Simpsons - Radioactive Man.

For fuck's sake...

I think we could sign that Juninho from Lyon and he'd soon turn into Amady Faye from a dead ball. God knows what it is about us.

Er... we played 4-4-2 last night.

I don't mind Shola at home tbf where you have a bit more of the ball and a few more chances, but away from home, the key is to keep possession as much as possible and he's abysmal at it. Has Shola ever had a good domestic away game?

Where's the mongs who said he was better than Viduka? Viduka gets the ball, controls it and gives it to a teammate nearly every time because he has such class on the ball. Ameobi couldn't even get to the fucking thing.

We're desperate for him back and if Emre's not going to play anymore, we need another creative player in there.

Allardyce: Sorry Sam, but I just don't buy that I'm afraid. If anything we've been in the best position of the weekend playing on Monday.

Good? Average would have been a bonus.