Wullie

I'd be very disappointed to lose Nobby, especially to those cunts.

More bullshit. Club are giving them fuck all, it's obvious.

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The press making shit up to try and unsettle NUFC - there's a first.

But isn't that playing with fire somewhat? Imagine Man Utd vs Chelsea, Drogba and Rooney get into a slanging match, along comes Kalou who swears blind that Rooney racially abused Drogba - bang, Man Utd lose one of their best players for God knows how long - and it has to be a ban, because a fine won't touch any of them.

I think we'll sign a RB before the end of August.

Always look forward to the contributions from our visitors.

No.

Robert and Luque in the same team.

James Morrison leaves Boro for WBA - £1.5m rising to £2.25m.

Jehovah on a jetski.

Sam's talked about him as a CB and I think that's what he intends first and foremost.

Luque's 19.

Typical. Score? How'd Shola do?

Poor bugger.

Can't possibly be true. More shit journalism. He got three in one game for a start.

What, training with us? Riiiiight.

Luque.

There's a couple of compilations of him on youtube, looks a hell of a shot stopper if nothing else.

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Giddy up!

I'm not sure who he is but it's being reported over here that it's Valo Behrami's agent. Jack Anory.

Big fucking heap of salt.