Wullie

Make sure four fixtures is as many as you post here please lads.

It's been pointed out to kingdawson before that he doesn't rate Kevin Nolan but rates Jenas purely on the basis that he "scores goals", despite the fact that he scores less than Nolan on average.

that could be said about so many players It's a ludicrous argument because it means by definition we can never ever sign anyone good enough. Always a laugh to see it used though.

Yes, I clearly have no life having wasted two seconds typing 'wp kolo toure' into Firefox.

Does he? Sure about that?

Douga's like Northern Monkey's miserable cousin.

I've heard a rumour Jenas posts on here under the name 'Lt. McClane', dunno if it's true though.

Jenas'll be begging to come back.

seriously though you bought jermaine jeenas for fucks sake. And spent 17million on darren bent. I would say Smith is at least 1/3 of the player Bent is, which removes any bragging rights you have. He may do well, you never know. 7 million on Jenas was a very good price considering what certain players are going for today. Bent was overpriced but i dont agree that Smith is 1/3rd of the player Bent is.

Hope he plays Dyer against Sampdoria. I'm gonna take enough eggs to make a whale omelette.

Fuck's sake. I'm gonna have to go to Tesco for some more eggs now.

Can you cut down on the txt spk pls m8?

I couldn't give a toss either way. If Dyer's really demanding this pay-off, and that's no more than speculation at this stage, then he can fucking rot.

Here's the news report from the Canal9 site: http://www.canal9.es/video/informa.asp?id=04082007_vilareal.wmv Only helpful if you speak a word of course, which I don't. Ohmelads - little help?

Boro 2-0 up at home to Alkmaar, Downing and Yakubu.

I'd like a real right back, Geremi and Solano can both do a job there, but we're aiming higher than that in other positions, I don't see why we shouldn't have a quality RB too.

Everton have bid £11m for Gonzalez from Porto.

BBC: "Everton are also poised to pay £5m for Wigan's Leighton Baines after Newcastle admitted defeat in the transfer battle."

How odd.

Staggering if true. I say we buy 2million worth of eggs and plaster the c*** with them. When he comes back to St. James' next year the reaction is going to be insane. Loudest, most hate-filled booing ever? I'd go just to boo him. It will be a great atmosphere, especially when Barton scythes him in half. Not that I'd wish in on anyone, but the possibility Dyer suffering a career ending injury at St. James' Park in front of a packed house, baying for blood, is quite alluring. If he goes and returns with West Ham or someone else, I can see him getting the same treatment Ginola got with Villa a few years back. Gregory subbed him about 2 mins before half time and he got fucking pelters. He could easily have waited til half time to make the sub too. Dunno if it was that one, but there was one game where Andy Griffin absolutely kicked the fuck out of him for the whole time he was on the pitch.

Staggering if true. I say we buy 2million worth of eggs and plaster the c*** with them. When he comes back to St. James' next year the reaction is going to be insane. Loudest, most hate-filled booing ever? I'd go just to boo him. It will be a great atmosphere, especially when Barton scythes him in half. Not that I'd wish in on anyone, but the possibility Dyer suffering a career ending injury at St. James' Park in front of a packed house, baying for blood, is quite alluring. Send Barton and Smith out with a gameplan - "You, Bellamy. You, Dyer. CRIPPLE THEM."

So hold on - we signed Smith, knowing that the deal was reliant on the money from the Dyer transfer, and then bumped the Dyer price up to potentially scupper the deal? Ok Alan, that sounds feasible. Fuck off, you crater faced twat.

Wishful thinking but I'd love it if we don't have to wait until Monday to get this confirmed.