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I thought it would have made more sense to swap the pair over, but Sam clearly fancies Milner on the left and presumably Martins was there so he could cut in on his left foot and shoot, something he never got a chance to do. Thought he did ok but he didn't really know where to put himself, hugged the touchline too much.

Typical that we've let Krul go out and this happens. Should have put a bet on.

What the fuck are you on about? They're what the Premiership is all about and we're bloody grateful to be able to watch them play out a drab draw for the 19th time, some people don't appreciate what they've fucking got. I'll be writing to Richard Keys about your attitude.

Looks a very tidy player, him and Rozehnal have really impressed me so far.

It's amazing how papers don't pick this sort of thing up. Apart from a few one-liners here and there among articles containing speculative bollocks like "Oba on his way out" and "Baines on his way in", there's been fuck all about this transfer despite us all knowing about it on Friday night from the most reputable of sources. You'd think at least one paper would want an exclusive on a notable transfer but they're genuinely too busy just making stuff up to notice what's actually happening.

My mate's absolutely gutted.

Not really. I'd say a midfield of Pirlo, Kaka and Gatusso was mouth watering, Butt, Geremi and Barton will just be a hard working trio. I know it seems like a very unpopular opinion atm but I'd try and fit Emre in there somewhere, if he can stay fit like.

Make sure four fixtures is as many as you post here please lads.

It's been pointed out to kingdawson before that he doesn't rate Kevin Nolan but rates Jenas purely on the basis that he "scores goals", despite the fact that he scores less than Nolan on average.

that could be said about so many players It's a ludicrous argument because it means by definition we can never ever sign anyone good enough. Always a laugh to see it used though.

Yes, I clearly have no life having wasted two seconds typing 'wp kolo toure' into Firefox.

Does he? Sure about that?

Douga's like Northern Monkey's miserable cousin.

I've heard a rumour Jenas posts on here under the name 'Lt. McClane', dunno if it's true though.

Jenas'll be begging to come back.

seriously though you bought jermaine jeenas for fucks sake. And spent 17million on darren bent. I would say Smith is at least 1/3 of the player Bent is, which removes any bragging rights you have. He may do well, you never know. 7 million on Jenas was a very good price considering what certain players are going for today. Bent was overpriced but i dont agree that Smith is 1/3rd of the player Bent is.

Hope he plays Dyer against Sampdoria. I'm gonna take enough eggs to make a whale omelette.

Fuck's sake. I'm gonna have to go to Tesco for some more eggs now.

Can you cut down on the txt spk pls m8?

I couldn't give a toss either way. If Dyer's really demanding this pay-off, and that's no more than speculation at this stage, then he can fucking rot.

Here's the news report from the Canal9 site: http://www.canal9.es/video/informa.asp?id=04082007_vilareal.wmv Only helpful if you speak a word of course, which I don't. Ohmelads - little help?

Boro 2-0 up at home to Alkmaar, Downing and Yakubu.

I'd like a real right back, Geremi and Solano can both do a job there, but we're aiming higher than that in other positions, I don't see why we shouldn't have a quality RB too.

Everton have bid £11m for Gonzalez from Porto.