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Someone tell them Edmilson's crocked himself, for God's sake.

Who the fuck voted? Bloody Hell http://www.pubsnewcastle.co.uk/BestBarNone.html Apparently the best three "bars" in Newcastle are Shearer's, the Quilted Camel and Yates's. bluelaugh.gif

Superb.

Who the fuck voted?

ZANY! Give it a rest man, this was a decent thread an hour ago. Whereas that actually was quite funny. What was?

ZANY! Give it a rest man, this was a decent thread an hour ago.

This thread's descended into shite since the last reload I see.

Regardless of whether he's over his injury or not in terms of form, Owen is always one sprint away from a hamstring injury, and that's about the best you can hope for with him. No chance he'll stay fit for 30+ games imo and behind him, you need a capable striker in case he doesn't even manage 20. We sell Martins and we'll have to buy one, with the way prices are we're either going to have to buy another unproven foreigner who'll need a year to settle and will therefore get the 'Martins treatment' next summer, if he's lucky, or spend ridiculous money on some overrated English no-mark. £8m for Nugent ffs and don't get me started on Alan Smith. Obviously, thanks to Shepherd's negotiating genius, we might not have much say in the matter.

If Wenger gets his hands on him, Martins will be one of the deadliest strikers in Europe in three to five years.

Nailed on that there'll be some nugget on the Legends tomorrow giving it "let's get Joooooneeeeeneeeeeooooo back Beeeeeeernie!"

That would be a catastrophe imo. Can still remember Geremi getting slated by Boro fans for months for not getting back and helping his full back, in the same way our fans did to Robert. They must be right picky b*stards then considering they still voted him Fans' Player of the Year. Never said they didn't think he was a good player, but he got plenty criticism over that and going missing during the winter months. He scored the winner against us too, that automatically gets you player of the year down there.

That would be a catastrophe imo. Can still remember Geremi getting slated by Boro fans for months for not getting back and helping his full back, in the same way our fans did to Robert.

£50m to be honest Hes already spent over £8million And got most of it back on Parker so spent next to nowt in effect, two million tops.

Wouldn't be a bad deal for free. He's not a right back though.

Viduka for nowt or Dean Ashton for £15m - Discuss. That's one for the "world's thinnest books" thread.

I know.

This is what I don't get about people saying they'd pick Dyer ahead of Milner on the right because "Milner's crossing is shite". Least he fucking attempts it.

I'd be very disappointed to sign Smith, especially if he's replacing Michael Owen - not so much a step down as a leap from a cliff.

Good, I like Emre, a bit of consistency and he can be one of our key players because when he's good, he runs the show.

God, how shit is the Scottish league?

Jonathan Greening and Alan Smith to Boro! I'd fucking wet meself.

If Thaksin needs to hire a chairman famed for his expertise in targeting trophy signings for the sake of their name, I know of someone who's about to lose his job, he'd be perfect.

God, that kid is just asking for a fucking smack in the face. Preferably with a cricket bat.

BBC say he was in the France XI and they are pretty reliable He wasn't, wasn't in the World Cup one either.