Wullie

Fucking get in Villa

Great stuff Noa.

Lukaku

Is Cabaye injured or he does not even get as far as the bench these days?

Did you do it? Do it now ffs.

Hope Real defend like that in the Nou Camp.

What the fuck is Fellaini doing there?

Probably does, fucking irritating like. Speaking of which, Lazio giving Fiorentina a pasting.

Interesting that Bet365 have acquired streaming for FA Cup games. Wonder if any betting companies will try to get hold of other big competitions in future.

Excellent.

Pique.

What do you want?

Funny team like, extremely inconsistent. That was absolutely grim today.

And again.

Messi misses yet another penalty. EDIT: then scores the retake.

On the big money side, this one is starting to look tasty. Barnet looking most likely to be the ones to fuck me over, not in good form, but at least four of the eight have a decent cushion at the top.

Decided to change my strategy since last Sunday cos I've lost so much in Jan and Feb, couldn't keep putting money in the way I was and keep losing twenty quid a weekend. Since last Sunday, apart from a £13 on Man Utd at evens, I've kept exclusively to very small stakes on stuff I'm very confident on. No accumulator bigger than a treble (mainly goals bets) and no stake more than £3. I had £8 in my account last Sunday morning, I've now got £58. Never going to win big money on a weekend playing this way but at least I'm not gradually draining my account week-on-week. Found it equally satisfying too. I can easily sit and watch a whole French game that I've got £2 on at less than evens.

Thanks for all that JJ7, interesting stuff. Detestable shitbags.

Obertan's still getting a game for us on the basis of being able to do that.

You go on like his only flaw is being a bit tight, a bloke who's had Joe Kinnear, Alan Pardew and John Carver as managers of Newcastle United.

Evans will get off, 100%.

I wouldn't put it past them. Joking aside, if he had had sex with an underage lass, but she lied about her age, could he still get done for it? I'm not joking. Public opinion would be the only thing preventing many clubs from signing him. Chelsea employed Graham Rix after his conviction, Chelsea stood by John Terry through everything. We're not talking a tinpot gobshite welsh championship-at-best-but -only-if -he-loses -the -ego-and-knuckles-down striker here. Johnson is PL quality and clubs will be prepared to deal with the flak for what he brings on the pitch. Not so sure. The social landscape has changed beyond measure since Rix. Any club that employs him will inevitably find their staff getting death threats from people on Twitter with nowt better to do.