Wullie

They're all like Maris from Frasier ffs. Bigirimana has a long-standing, unspecified medical condition from before he went to Rangers yet he played for our reserves on the day he signed for them (albeit off the bench), and had been playing 90 minutes for them regularly in the weeks beforehand. Nothing suspicious there.

Haven't got a clue to be honest, I think there's still too much work to be done elsewhere to start laying Norwich. Juve and Bristol City are very comfortable, Chelsea slightly less so but Burton, Barnet and Barca still have a long way to go.

Aye, Norwich are the main worry at the moment because of how tight the league is, Barnet and Barca went off the rails for a while but both have pulled it round in the last few weeks. I'm rubbish at pre-season ones tbf, I put this one on 1st October after a few weeks of seeing how everyone started. Wish I'd stuck a fiver on it now though.

http://i.imgur.com/AEFbSSQ.jpg Cash-out is creeping up and up...

A famous 2-2 draw at home.

Outstanding pass, touch and finish. Superb.

Bravo, Alves, Pique, Mathieu, Alba, Rakitic, Mascherano, Iniesta, Messi, Suarez, Neymar Casillas, Carvajal, Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Marcelo, Kroos, Modric, Isco, Bale, Ronaldo, Benzema

Bayern behind, awful rick from Neuer.

He's the biggest troll of all time, man. How many matches did we go without scoring from a corner again? Did we ever score one after Ba at Wolves under him? Not until Remy against Norwich at home iirc, over 100 games.

Great days they were too: http://www.thecockerelcrows.co.uk/tcc/2013/7/22/on-this-day-in-1995-our-record-defeat-fc-koln-8-spurs-0.html

Can't fucking wait.

Ashley and Charnley will be absolutely ecstatic that they've gone above us btw. I'd imagine the prospect of it was a big factor in deciding to give Carver the job until summer. "That'll learn 'em."

I managed a small profit despite the three results that I thought were bankers (Leeds, Watford, Arsenal -1 all falling down).

Hear hear. Just ignore the horrible twat.

Point away from safety now, they were about ten back at one point. Bang in form too.

Yep. In other news, fuck off Arsenal.

What the fuck is Derby's keeper doing?

We've gone from being managed by Alan Partridge to being managed by Michael.

Didn't notice the hat before.

Bloody hell, Alcaraz.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/897/718/c5f.gif

Love a Futurama reference.

This one is amazing, the bloke with the sign. http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-940/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/2/4/1423049173880/940a2ccc-51e7-4324-824f-d8fa07682b51-1064x2040.jpeg

Had Barca >1.5 and Messi anytime.