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Great call from BG.

I want us to lose but I don't fucking cheer when the opposition score. It's a sad silence either way.

Stoke winning at the Etihad btw, just a couple of weeks since we were encouraged to wank ourselves off at a 2-0 home defeat.

No way?!

None. I think Pardew's a shit manager, too and yeah I wouldn't be sad if he was sacked in the morning, but that doesn't mean I want my favourite club to lose, I still hope and pray they win no matter what. As a foreign fan I spend good money and make a decent effort to see Newcastle play at least three time every season but I dont go over willing them to fucking lose I want to see them win no matter the circumstances. Guess who does want to us to lose though the Mackems. Go urge us to lose if you like but have fun knowing you're on the same side as them wanting to same the same thing result wise. Unfortunately hoping, praying and urging do absolutely nothing to help the situation. If you want to win enough games for Alan Pardew to still be the manager when we play sunderland, you are effectively wanting them to beat us anyway.

Every week I forget about Hearts cos I never scroll down that far and every week I kick myself.

He needed this to cling on. Southampton, Stoke, Swansea away all coming up, where we typically roll over without a fuss. It's coming.

Far too delighted about that, just fuck off so I can stop feeling like this you cunt.

No way we'll not win this. Unfortunately. He'll be smug as fuck afterwards.

That's amazing. So much wrong with it that I don't know where to start.

Deff Stare. I think this one goes into the "deeply embarrassing cunt" section on the website. Are there any other sections?

On a hiding to nothing really after they sold McCormack and brought in a load of Italian no-marks. McDermott was getting hammered every week too and he had both McCormack and some proper managerial pedigree.

A Palace result would have him seriously rocking. So it'll be 1-0 home win, probably in the 97th minute.

Speaking of the press, did anyone see the Telegraph back page headline the other day about Man United - "Shaming the shirt" Funny, cos we have our shirt shamed on a very regular basis by this man and all the national press are interested in is telling us how bloody good we've got it.

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The attitude of English football towards that competition absolutely stinks.

Read that earlier but can't find it now Such a disgusting quote from Pardew man. I mean it was kind of offensive right?! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-hopes-jack-colbacks-7685702 “He’s a terrific player, the last time we won a World Cup we had a ginger in Alan Ball. “Now we’ve got another one. About time!” Fucking hell, he's always talked all kinds of shit but he's talked more shit about Colback so far than is bearable to read. Imagine Fergie going into an interview and talking Scholes up as a ginger. What a fucking embarrassment he is.

So close to another £70. Young Cunts.

Wow.

Holy s***! Who do you think should be called up ahead of him then? Barkley and Lallana are injured, Gerrard and Lampard have just retired, and Rodwell has barely played 5 games in the past two seasons. He's there because Hodgson has to call up a certain number of players ffs. He's "next" in the pecking order, so what the hell is the problem with having a look at him? We've taken the p*ss, and in context rightly so, out of him and the fact that Pardew wanted him to replace Cabaye. But he's our player now, and he hasn't done much wrong so far. I don't often agree with Ronaldo, but on this account I fully agree that we should wish him the best of luck. If the call-up gives Colback any additional confidence that he ups his game for us, then all the better for NUFC. He's been a stand out player in a decidedly average Newcastle side, I was as pissed off as most when he joined but he hasn't done much wrong since being here and has impressed given the chance. So why not? Let him have his chance, see if he can do something for England. After all it was Pardew who told him to aim for England A stand out player man.

That's awesome, where's that?

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Used to love that cartoon.