Wullie

If you want to do it with £20, you'll need £40 in the account. Put £20 on >0.5 goals, then use another betting site to lay that off - put like £1.20 on a 0-0 so that you can't lose more than a pound or two (which is why you might as well do it with 50 if you can). Then put your other 20 on something in play - if it loses, they'll refund it.

You'll lose your initial £20 if you do that and it's not 0-0, even a City win would lose you money in that scenario.

:lol: Him and Stifler need to meet up.

Tremendous find.

Anything you like, you put your own money on but it's refunded if it loses.

Bump cos it's such a good offer. £50 on >0.5 goals @ 1/33 £3 on 0-0 with BetBright @ 16/1 = £50 risk free in play bet on the City game with maximum potential loss of next to nowt

Who?

So so so weird, I mean proper mental. It's not he's even a nice bloke or somebody you'd naturally feel a bit of sympathy for. He's one of the most blatant wankers in the game. at Sned, can just imagine him absolutely seething.

21 games actually, league anyway.

"We want to be challenged. We want to be pushed to the maximum. We don't want people happy just to see the team drawing away from home. If you don't get positive results, you're going to get that sort of reaction, but we welcome that, we want to strive for the best, we know we're in the best league in world football, so we welcome that expectation." Roberto Martinez

Only the three relegated sides conceded more goals last season than Villa did, and only the mackems, Cardiff and Fulham had worse home form.

Meh, he didn't have much trouble with his dribbling against City so I don't think it'll be too much of a problem. Just had to get used to the physical nature of playing here, we'll play more defences like Villa rather City so he'll now know what to expect, in terms of physicality. Teams like Villa will always double up on him, in which case he will need other players to move around. Good luck with that Remy.

Good to hear.

He was shit at Villa last season tbf.

So fucking boring. At least I got a good laugh when he took the kid straight off and left Gouffran on. What a cunt.

365 offering that £50 free in-play bet that they did for the CL final on Man City/Liverpool on Monday night.

Been waiting four years for that to come off with a chance, Guzan nonchalantly pushes it over the bar. Just another four to wait for the next one.

Absolutely howling at them SSR manager pics.

Another aspect of the money issue is the contract they get if they have the slightest sniff of first team action. Sammy Ameobi's probably got more money than I'll ever see. Where's the motivation to improve? Some players will just have it regardless of finance and that's great, but plenty won't.

Nah, fuck that. Said before that I'll not give anyone the satisfaction. It's going to be like a 'Stone cutters' episode off the Simpsons when everyone fucks off to form their own club without me. James won't. Who's James? Some bloke who makes a lot of interesting posts HE GOT MARRIED TO AN ACTUAL WOMAN and also likes cats. And can't jizz.

Lots of intelligent people fall victim to things like alcohol and substance abuse. There are intelligent people out there who settle for doing mundane jobs and living mundane lives because it's comforting to them that they don't have to challenge themselves. There are some highly intelligent people who commit crimes in order to live in prison because the routine there and the exclusion from the outside world free's them mentally from having to think constantly and having their intelligence as a difference between them and the majority of society. Steven Russell is an example of this, a man who escaped prison several times (mostly for the challenge) but committed other crimes or made it easy to be found in order to go back to prison, his stories were portrayed in the movie 'I love you Phillip Morris'. In Whitley Bay there is an elderly man who is highly intelligent, went to Oxford and by his own admission found it incredibly easy, down things like become a mayor, and did speeches on behalf of Nasa who is now an alcoholic with poor hygiene standards. Before anyone says, it's not old man bullshit, the guy has photo's and other evidence to prove it.

Club have been brilliant, however, I implore all N-O members, please please please, if I meet an early exit on the way to a Newcastle match, do not, under any circumstances, let Alan Pardew turn up at the funeral. Cheers.

Still chuckling at "Stevie Bantz"

Hoping for a Yewtree-like domino effect that takes out you-know-who.