Wullie

I was extremely puzzled that he wasn't taken off instead of either Cabaye or Ben Arfa, was very clearly uncomfortable and struggling to help Debuchy out (although he did his best).

Wish I'd gone with my instincts and put a tidy sum on Man Utd not finishing in the top four.

Moyes.

Really enjoyed today's game and not often I can say that.

"Don't worry, Pardew will never be stupid enough to drop Anita and bring Tiote back."

Tiote captain ffs.

Certainly worked a treat at Everton before the complete disaster of bringing Cisse back at Cardiff. Goal threat I'm on about not w*** defending. Liverpool will be absolutely over the moon that Cisse's not playing. I know he's become most people's primary NUFC hate figure (certainly not mine) but he's still our best central striker by some considerable distance. 6 goals in close to 50 games really shows how fantastic a striker he is..... You made those numbers up didn't you?

Certainly worked a treat at Everton before the complete disaster of bringing Cisse back at Cardiff. Goal threat I'm on about not w*** defending. Liverpool will be absolutely over the moon that Cisse's not playing. I know he's become most people's primary NUFC hate figure (certainly not mine) but he's still our best central striker by some considerable distance. I disagree. He offered very little for far too long now. Gouff isn't the natural finisher which Cisse is but his attributes suit are style better Our style is to rely on individual brilliance from the front players. That's not Gouffran.

The team's not been released yet. Where's the match thread info from? Inochi's guesswork as far as I can see (albeit probably accurate).

Certainly worked a treat at Everton before the complete disaster of bringing Cisse back at Cardiff. Goal threat I'm on about not w*** defending. Liverpool will be absolutely over the moon that Cisse's not playing. I know he's become most people's primary NUFC hate figure (certainly not mine) but he's still our best central striker by some considerable distance.

The team's not been released yet.

Certainly worked a treat at Everton before the complete disaster of bringing Cisse back at Cardiff.

I'd quite like to know who the player was that was upset. It'll enable us to finally answer the question: "who is the thickest person in English football?"

Ugh what a bunch of absolute knobs.

Absolutely. Any name change, kit change, crest change or stadium name change (new stadiums excepted for fairly obvious reasons) should have to go to a season ticket holder vote imo. Even Southampton essentially changing their colours the way they have really pisses me off.

Very much agree with this.

Did he actually say "awful teams"? He has a really poor use of English in terms of using it sensibly.

Must be fucking annoying for Boro fans to see the number of their academy lads playing regularly in the Premier League - off the top of my head, Downing, Johnson, Cattermole, Graham, Taylor, Morrison. Our record is laughable in comparison.

I think im just bored with football now, the whole lot is just fucking shit. From the media making mountains out of mole hills, gob shyte pundits, manager interviews, player interviews, ENGLAND, FIFA, sponsorship, talk of revenue streams...REVENUE STREAMS!!!! John Motson, will he have die? Lawro, Sky Sports news getting racker hard-ons over nothing stories, goal celebations, players with earings, spoilt players, Jamie Redknapp, what is he? The pressure of being in the premier league, Sam Allerdyce getting praise for his brand of football, old pals act with the pundits, pundits not willing to say "its a fucking DIVE" incase they upset their pals, QATAR, the cost of watching football, the price of merchandise, WONGA, Sports Direct and its awful raping of NUFC and the big fat man child Mike Ashley. Oh and Ill suck anything coming my way Mr Alan Pardew. Its all just constant shit. Its not like its football anymore, take a step back, its a fucking soap opera. Its bloody awful. Fair do's. Starting to feel much the same, I liked football a lot more in the 90s when I was just getting into it. If Newcastle United shut down tomorrow, I honestly can't say that I would watch football anymore. Very rare that I watch anything other than our rubbish. Having said that, a lot of the reason for that is because I can't bear seeing other teams trying to play the game properly when we don't bother, so maybe I'd like it more.

I think im just bored with football now, the whole lot is just fucking shit. From the media making mountains out of mole hills, gob shyte pundits, manager interviews, player interviews, ENGLAND, FIFA, sponsorship, talk of revenue streams...REVENUE STREAMS!!!! John Motson, will he have die? Lawro, Sky Sports news getting racker hard-ons over nothing stories, goal celebations, players with earings, spoilt players, Jamie Redknapp, what is he? The pressure of being in the premier league, Sam Allerdyce getting praise for his brand of football, old pals act with the pundits, pundits not willing to say "its a fucking DIVE" incase they upset their pals, QATAR, the cost of watching football, the price of merchandise, WONGA, Sports Direct and its awful raping of NUFC and the big fat man child Mike Ashley. Oh and Ill suck anything coming my way Mr Alan Pardew. Its all just constant shit. Its not like its football anymore, take a step back, its a fucking soap opera. Its bloody awful. All true. It's shite.

Are you a Premier League centre half?

I remember the days when I used to dread international breaks. Now it's a welcome break from this arsehole doing his utmost to ruin my weekend. Can't wait for him to spread the NUFC arse cheeks again next week when the magnificent reds rock up.

And the mystery behind Rob Scanlon leaving is solved.