Wullie

Get some use out of the Get Carter car park and hire Michael Caine to push the fucker off the top.

We needed a top class central midfielder with or without Joey Barton. If the club were so desperate to bin Barton, why not sack him when it first happened?

Laurel Hardy.

He didn't though did he? I couldn't give two fucks who he was trying to buy - on the last day of the window. If it got to August 31st before he thought "we might need a central midfielder" then the little shit's even thicker than I thought he was.

Not really because Jonas and N'Zogbia are wingers. That's without even mentioning that Dennis "I smash cheekbones" Wise was trying to flog the aforementioned Barton because of his assault conviction in a classic case of extreme ironing.

I never said I don't rate him. I would like to know why the crack recruitment team (who know football better than KK) have left us in a situation where Danny Guthrie being suspended leaves us with a midfield crisis.

I was outside the Milburn entrance until about half 5 and it was a peaceful protest, not by halfwits but by all manner of people who clearly give a shit about the club. Lucky you lot weren't part of the civil rights movement, we'd still be kicking them darkies off buses. Pathetic.

He's been a passenger for 18 months. Dennis Wise doesn't think so though.

Crawl over broken glass to bring him back.

Luckily Dennis signed better players so we won't miss him too much. Oh.

I reckon the forcing out of one of the greatest managers the club has ever had and the pathetic lack of squad strengthening from a cockney dwarf who couldn't give two fucks about Newcastle United had more to do with being beaten than a few passionate fans carrying a banner round for five minutes. Crazy talk I know.

Four games in and david edgar is starting. Steven taylor is starting. Charlie is starting at left back. Geremi is starting. Butt is starting. Shola is starting. And the transfer policy has been a success?

Best moment of the game and well done to the organisers.

In a heartbeat.

Berbs and Tevez better come up trumps because they've left me languishing at the bottom of the work fantasy league so far.

For anyone who didn't see it, extended highlights are on ITV starting now.

Theo. Ace.

Brilliant. I've been dying to play these wankers since Wembley. Revenge is damn sweet. Be sweeter if I could fucking watch it like.

I can't see it but get in.

Which side was rebrov playing for?

Isn't his knee in a million pieces anyway?

Based on? Never managed in the PL for a start. This isn't the time for an exotic coach, the rest of this season will become backs to the wall stuff very quickly. He won;t know what to do. IMO the time to expriment with a coach like Zico is when everything else is in place and that certainly isn't the case with us. His assistant will be absolutely vital, and I believe the board will be looking to keep Houghton on board, who is very experienced in this league. We need to stop playing it safe, it's time to take a risk. I don't think our team is so poor as to be threatened with relegation, so lets go for it. There are no outstanding, prem experienced candidates out there. Accept your point about the assistant. In our situation I'd prefer Bilic. Fener are a wildly rich club quoted on the Turkish stock market with a value approaching 2 billion dollars or summink. And the have made the step up to solid CL performaces recently under Zico...Might just be the wrong time to hire him is all I'm saying. Er... he's not at Fener?

They probably thought they were finally going to see something worth spending their hard earned cash on. Another bottom half finish is ok as long as we don't lose Dennis. I doubt that will happen thanks to the players he's brought in.

They probably thought they were finally going to see something worth spending their hard earned cash on. Another bottom half finish is ok as long as we don't lose Dennis.

You'll be up Keegan's? I'm not going to slag him off if that's what you mean.