Magpie

My lucky number 29. Nailed on Man City away.

Fucked

Take F

Gameweek 15: Man Utd 2-0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-0 Cardiff City Liverpool 3-0 West Ham Southampton 0-2 Man City Stoke City 0-2 Chelsea West Brom 2-0 Norwich Sunderland 1-0 Tottenham Fulham 1-1 Aston Villa Arsenal 2-0 Everton Swansea 2-0 Hull City

The pots will be as follows: Pot 1 (Seeded Teams) Brazil Argentina Colombia Uruguay Belgium Germany Spain Switzerland Pot 2 (South America and Africa) Algeria Cameroon Cote d'Ivoire Ghana Nigeria Chile Ecuador Pot 3 (Concacaf and Asia) Australia Iran Japan Korea Republic Costa Rica Honduras Mexico USA Pot 4 (Europe) Bosnia-Herzegovina Croatia England France Greece Italy Netherlands Portugal Russia The rules for the draw allow for only two European teams to be in the same group while the other teams cannot be grouped together with teams from their same federations. Since Chile and Ecuador cannot be in the same group as other South American nations, by rule, these two nations will have to be in the same group as one of the European top seeds. With pot four containing nine teams, there will be a special accommodation made that will see one of the teams from the pot placed into a special pot in the begining of the draw to even out the groups. This will see one of these teams grouped together with one of the South American top seeds.

Crystal Palace 1-1 West Ham Arsenal 3-0 Hull Liverpool 4-0 Norwich Man Utd 1-0 Everton Southampton 2-0 Aston Villa Stoke 1-0 Cardiff Sunderland 1-2 Chelsea Swansea 1-2 Newcastle Fulham 0-1 Tottenham West Brom 1-3 Man City

Aston Villa 2 - 1 Sunderland Cardiff 0 - 2 Arsenal Everton 2 - 0 Stoke Norwich 1 - 2 Crystal Palace West Ham 1 - 0 Fulham Newcastle 2 - 2 West Brom Tottenham 0 - 2 Man Utd Hull 0 - 2 Liverpool Chelsea 2 - 1 Southampton Man City 4 - 0 Swansea

Was at that game, remember it all kicking off. Also remember this fat as fuck bloke in a suit running on to the pitch with their physio, he was huge.

Gameweek 12: Everton 2 - 2 Liverpool Arsenal 2 - 0 Southampton Fulham 2 - 1 Swansea Hull 2 - 1 Crystal Palace Newcastle 2 - 0 Norwich Stoke 1 - 1 Sunderland West Ham 0 - 2 Chelsea Man City 2 - 0 Tottenham Cardiff 1 - 3 Man Utd West Brom 1 - 1 Aston Villa

I'm on 11 Are ya?

Your home form is terrible to say the least and Arsenal are flying high. Should be interesting for sure. Gameweel 11: Aston Villa 2 - 0 Cardiff Chelsea 2 - 0 West Brom Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Everton Liverpool 4 - 0 Fulham Southampton 2 - 0 Hull Norwich 1 - 1 West Ham Tottenham 2 - 1 Newcastle Sunderland 1 - 2 Man City Man Utd 2 - 2 Arsenal Swansea 2 - 0 Stoke

This. Absolutely ruined by the time we got back to the town centre. Luckily found an off licence around the corner from that mini square that sold Strongbow, that sorted me out.

A year since this trip, my word. What a trip though!!

Eight newly-confirmed live Sky Sports Barclays Premier League matches: Sat Jan 11: Manchester United v Swansea City (5.30pm) Sun Jan 12: Newcastle v Manchester City (2.05pm) Sun Jan 12: Stoke City v Liverpool (4.10pm) Mon Jan 13: Aston Villa v Arsenal (8pm) Sat Jan 18: Liverpool v Aston Villa (5.30pm) Sun 19: Swansea City v Tottenham (1.30pm) Sun 19: Chelsea v Manchester United (4pm) Mon 20: West Brom v Everton (8pm)

Gameweek 10: Newcastle 1 - 2 Chelsea Fulham 0 - 2 Man Utd Hull 1 - 1 Sunderland Man City 4 - 0 Norwich Stoke 1 - 1 Southampton West Brom 2 - 0 Crystal Palace West Ham 1 - 1 Aston Villa Arsenal 2 - 2 Liverpool Everton 1 - 1 Tottenham Cardiff 0 - 2 Swansea

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/bootroom/id/543?cc=5901

And will probably get himself a ban!!

Gameweek 9: Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Arsenal Aston Villa 1 - 1 Everton Liverpool 2 - 0 West Brom Man Utd 2 - 0 Stoke Norwich 2 - 1 Cardiff Southampton 1 - 1 Fulham Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Chelsea 2 - 2 Man City Swansea 2 - 1 West Ham Tottenham 2 - 0 Hull

Hughton will be next, on borrowed time already.

Guessing they may have turned down the chance to go to them then possibly?

Been waiting for this for a very, very long time. Absolutely fucking brilliant!!!

Gameweek 8 : Newcastle 1 - 3 Liverpool Arsenal 3 - 0 Norwich Chelsea 2 - 0 Cardiff Everton 1 - 0 Hull Man Utd 2 - 1 Southampton Stoke 1 - 1 West Brom Swansea 2 - 0 Sunderland West Ham 1 - 2 Man City Aston Villa 0 - 2 Tottenham Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Fulham

Is Suarez dead?

Didn't think it would be too long before fat Mike latched on to this money making scheme!

Sky Sports has added 16 live Barclays Premier League matches to its December and New Year line-up as it continues its biggest ever season of live football. Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur all feature in the selections. There are at least three live fixtures a week on Sky Sports throughout December, including Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool, Arsenal v Chelsea and Chelsea v Liverpool. The new fixtures form part of the biggest ever season of Barclays Premier League on Sky Sports. Not only does Sky Sports have more live coverage with 116 matches in total, its audience has hit a new record in the early part of the season. Average viewers for the first 23 live Premier League matches on Sky Sports are up 20% on last year, helping Sky Sports record its best ever start to a Premier League season. In 2014, viewers can look forward to 57 more live matches between January and May, making Sky Sports the home to more than three-quarters of all televised fixtures over the remainder of the season. Barney Francis, managing director of Sky Sports, said: "The great sport keeps on coming for Sky Sports viewers. This is our biggest ever season of Premier League football and we're off to a record-breaking start with our audiences well up on last year. "We are the unrivalled home of the Premier League and viewers are responding really positively to having access to the widest range of must-see fixtures." 16 newly confirmed live Premier League fixtures for December and the New Year: Find out more by clicking on the leagues below: Sat 7: Sunderland v Tottenham (ko 5.30pm) Sun 8: Fulham v Aston Villa (ko 1.30pm) Sun 8: Arsenal v Everton (ko 4pm) Mon 9: Swansea City v Hull City (ko 8pm) Sat 14: Hull City v Stoke City (ko 5.30pm) Sun 15: Aston Villa v Man Utd (ko 1.30pm) Sun 15: Tottenham v Liverpool (ko 4pm) Sun 22: Southampton v Tottenham (ko 1.30pm) Sun 22: Swansea City v Everton (ko 4pm) Mon 23: Arsenal v Chelsea (ko 8pm) Thu 26: Hull City v Man Utd (ko 12.45pm) Sat 28: West Ham v West Brom (ko 12.45pm) Sat 28: Cardiff City v Sunderland (ko 5.30pm) Sun 29: Newcastle United v Arsenal (ko 1.30pm) Sun 29: Chelsea v Liverpool (ko 4pm) Wed Jan 1: Swansea v Man City (ko 12.45pm) BT Sport's confirmed televised fixtures for December and New Year: Crystal Palace v West Ham - Tuesday December 3, 8pm Swansea v Newcastle - Wednesday December 4, 7.45pm Manchester United v Newcastle - Saturday December 7, 12.45pm Manchester City v Arsenal - Saturday December 14, 12.45pm Liverpool v Cardiff - Saturday December 21, 12.45pm West Ham v Arsenal - Boxing Day, 3pm Manchester City v Liverpool - Boxing Day, 5.30pm Southampton v Chelsea - New Year's Day, 3pm Manchester United v Tottenham - New Year's Day, 5.30pm