BottledDog

.com has 2014. If they're wrong I'll send them many viruses. Mr Dayo Enebi Achor has said that he has cancelled one of the clauses in his contract. Nobody fucks with our contracts, so this is a clear signal that his future lies not... in the first team.

Imho, he clearly want's to play better football, and more often than not has a fairly logical grasp of our problems. But whether or not he has the wherewithal to solve the puzzle quickly and make it past Christmas I just can't judge as it stands. Last season he failed miserably, but given an easier run with injuries, and more than one decent striker on the books, he's probably got enough about him to produce a decent (and watchable) team. Let's hope the shit with Kinnear hasn't sunk his chances already though.

STOP FALLING FOR HIS LIES IAN W!!!!!!!!

Done!

For what reason? Mostly a gut feeling on the back of the Kinnear appointment and Llambias resigning. He's obviously not at all happy with it, hence the silence up until it was absolutely necessary for him to speak. I think things will continue to be made extremely difficult for him, with the aim of making him walk. Plus, Gus Poyet hasn't been given a job elsewhere yet. A lot depends on how successful they are in pulling off purples. Fail, and even Pardew might walk. Poyet can fuck right off though.

Solid signing for yous, no? Solid... is about as far as it goes. Hardly a signing to get the juices flowing.

Delighted. Greedy cnut.

Are you using this act to score political points? Hope not like. Not sure what you expect them to say either really, but what Blatter said after the Dutch tragedy bears repeating. "I would like to express my sadness and distress on hearing of the death of assistant referee Richard Nieuwenhuizen. I was deeply shocked to learn of this tragic incident. "Football is a mirror of society and, sadly, the same ills that afflict society - in this case violence - also manifest themselves in our game. "Nevertheless, I remain convinced that football - through the example set by the tireless efforts of people like Mr Nieuwenhuizen - is a force for good, and we must continue use its positive example to educate people against these wrongs.''

When you say piling on... wouldn't a couple of fivers be enough to swing a market with very few punters? a few £5 bets wouldnt make it do that One blue nosed regulars new £2m villa on the Costa Blanca says otherwise.

Yup. Hatems being shown the door.

When you say piling on... wouldn't a couple of fivers be enough to swing a market with very few punters?

Why's that then?

You, I and just about everyone knows it'll be a fucking disaster. Pardews fucking shite and JFK isn't going to make it any better. Yeah, the chances are high. But still, it's lovely and sunny.

Good to hear him showing some strength rather than simply backing the appointment. Hopefully both of them fighting to define their roles fires us to more positives results than negatives. Fingers cossed.

This is clearly a hoax from SSN designed to cause maximum uproar on the streets of Tyneside. Not a peep from them or anywhere else about Gosling this morning.

After seeing World War Z, that picture has a disturbing edge to it.

More like we don't need to spend money on a player who won't be playing. We have kids coming through that can fill that role. Yeah, all that talent we produce. This you being arsey, or do you think we'll actually miss him? I'm hoping the first, as I'm sure you recognise that his sitting on the bench (if we've lost faith in him) acts as a block to whatever we do have coming through.

I reckon that'd be 8 million well spent.

More like we don't need to spend money on a player who won't be playing. We have kids coming through that can fill that role.

I take him at a push, but its not that hard to understand, shirley? Turned us down and went all alledgedly rapey.

I don't think Gosling even needs to be replaced. What qualities does he have that we will now be missing? None, was barely even seen. 16 appearances in 3 years, mainly in less critical cup/euro games. An adequate replacement would be some older bod from the youth team.

Good luck Dan! Sorry it didn't work out. Pretty sure this picture was taken seconds after he was told. http://www.flickr.com/photos/40191515@N05/9198230085/lightbox/

I'm sad to say mine has all but evaporated. Drink more.

"Set to..."

"Alexandre Higounet... You're a cunt."