Let me help you out here.
Primarily, you feel sorry for him.
/beyond that, if we get nobody else in you'll feel annoyed, but if we get an actual decent striker in you'll not be bothered in the slightest and will actually look forward to him wearing a SMB tshirt under his top on derby day.
We missed out on Gervinho, Maiga & De Jong and they've not worked out. I'm keeping faith too.
Faith that our scouts first choices are shockingly bad?
Actually doesn't this simply come down to Pardew. Those who come under his wing do well. Those who miss out on his coaching inevitably fail.
No, apparently according to many on here, the fault lies elsewhere, Pardews a fab manager - "the young Fergie" - and we should just accept what we're given (no relation to Shay)
Someone called him "The young Fergie"? Really?
Well, I like the sound of that. Here's hoping.
I don't know him, as a player, as a man, as a human shaped speck on this vast rock we call Earth. I don't know his mind, or what he holds deep inside his heart.
But fuck him.
Fuck him, and everything he stands for.