BottledDog

Everyone was jizzing yesterday like. Yorkie wasn't overly fussed to be fair.

Fuck this world. Harry fucking Redknapp. If we have a nemesis... It's him. Warra cunt.

That's partially true, but if so, what approach works other than "have more money than everyone else?" the only thing that will work is lower your expectations and accept a championship club. Ah, thought you might offer a decent solution, but no, you're worse than Ashley.

Blatter on his booing at Wembley - Yes but they applauded me like a hero in Newcastle. He really is such a self centred prick.

Considering his numerous bust ups with the likes of Bellamy etc etc, I'm pretty sure John 'The Cleaver' Carver doesn't need anyone else fighting his corner.

Balls. It's all just a ruse by the club to say they'd tried.

Wasn't his car though was it - Thought it was some mackum player?

I can see why people would want Perch in there when the only alternative is Obertan. Honestly I would be tempted to play Ferguson on one of the wings but I don't think Pardew would play him unless he has no other options at all. Quite rightly. The lad has been disappointing every time I've seen him make it onto the pitch this season imho, both for us and the national side.

Just helping Amalfitano order dinner - who happens to have come in dressed as Zwarte Pieten for the day. Pardew was using Amalfitano to communicate with Debuchy the other day, so while I have no doubt the kid likes blacking up, I'm not sure your explanation is 100% on the money.

Yup. Him strolling across a dry and temperate tarmac from a small jet. Either it's a bullshit clip, or both the airport and Remy himself are immune to the weather. Or it was yesterday. Or indeed this.

Yup. Him strolling across a dry and temperate tarmac from a small jet. Either it's a bullshit clip, or both the airport and Remy himself are immune to the weather.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/130114/newcastle-target-set-udinese-exit-189220 Yeah, sounds more like Talksport have just come across the quotes and then tried to link him with an English club. 2/10 Highly unlikely.

Hatem in La Parisien today - "I want to help my team and my coach, with whom I get along great. We really want to fight for him."

I fully expect this excuse to be used on here if we pick up a few wins. Arf. /tbf happy to let it slide if we actually do pick up any wins any time soon...

Family. http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/34929-19864.gif Mam http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jTRGtlSMrmw/TsaP_Ph51XI/AAAAAAAAAek/huYdMTotDRk/s1600/neanderthal_neck.jpg Dad /Sorry Ron. I kid. I kid.

Im still optimistic we will beat Reading, and those odds might go up to around 8 or 10, then i'll bang my money on. Don't beat Reading and might as well still bang it on at 3/1 as we will be fucked. Good luck.

Sounds about as far along the process as we got to with Modric. Didn't the official website say we had a agreed a fee too? Can't remember it, but that's not to say you're wrong. Pretty successfully blanked out large parts of the past few years.

Sounds about as far along the process as we got to with Modric. /not to be negative or nuffin.

I'm not having that like. What was so different? He played well for the first time in sodding ages.

Stifler?

Any reason as to why you're not overly fussed with this? Don't get him wrong. He's fussed an that, just not overly fussed. He would give one shit. But not two. He likes the idea of getting a striker in and stuff. But we could have done without one. No biggie. He's cool like the seed at the centre of a cucumber. No need to be a sarcy dick! I'm just a touch cynical because these signings are four months too late; they should have been bought to mount a CL challenge, as opposed to saving us from relegation. I'm more "about fucking time" than I am "hurray, well done the board". I'm also sceptical that he's as good a striker as the one we've just lost. However, that's in the past and I'm happy we've actively sought to replace Ba immediately, but i still see CB as a priority. I'll breathe easier when that situation is sorted. Heh, sorry, fair enough.

Any reason as to why you're not overly fussed with this? Don't get him wrong. He's fussed an that, just not overly fussed. He would give one shit. But not two. He likes the idea of getting a striker in and stuff. But we could have done without one. No biggie. He's cool like the seed at the centre of a cucumber.

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