BottledDog

Big first interview alreadly up on NUTV. http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/TV/InterviewsDetail/0,,10278~2834171,00.html

I can't believe that he's been sold. I simply can't picture a scenario where anyone would think we should be letting him go so soon, unless he wanted out for some reason of course.

I've written him off already to save the hassle. If he ever does manage to make the first team, it'll be a delightful bonus.

Fkn horrible to hear if he was the one screaming 'get stuck in there' 'for gods sake!!!' 'Get in the box'.

As a goalkeeper you have it or you don't. This lad doesn't. Krul, Harper, Given, Hislop, Pav all looked the business as soon as they were in the 1st team. I hope you'll be surprised in pre-season. The way Woodman talks about Robbie makes me have a lot of respect for the kid.

He said he wanted to go to Germany. What can you do, eh.

French Canadian?! Oh well, no wonder.

Wasn't that ben arfa before he joined? I kinda expect it of the French. Besides Junior is not even on the same planet as Ben Arfa, and I'd struggle to imagine him ever making it there. Nzogbia mark II and no mistake.

If Hoilett moves here, I fear he will be the first of the current bunch I'd grow to hate. An inconsistent and arrogant cnut of the highest order.

FUUUUUUUUUK!

Should do this with more players. Sounds cheap.

its hard to be angry at them for wanting to keep one of their best players. What if it were the other way round and it was twente offering us £11m for Ben arfa or cisse? I wouldn't stand in their way. It'd be an honour to see Ben Arfa or Cisse make such a prestigious move.

Asset stripping cnuts. All the best Leon. Did us proud.

Other irons!?! This is disastrous. Any progress we might have hoped to have made has now come to a shuddering halt. I see nothing but bleak black blackness ahead. Fucking Tukkers. Fuck off.

Cunting hell. Not good news in the slightest.

Chilling out?!? I was informed some of our lot including new boy Amalfitano were being welcomed back for training today, yet this joker is on his arse watching Federer down in London. No wonder De Jong isn't fighting to join us.

Carr's had a decent little run for us, but it's a blip in an otherwise mediocre scouting career. Our next signing will be an absolute stinker. Yours sincerely, The Antijinx

Thank you RodneyCisse.

Neither now you've just jinxed the deal.

If we don't go down that road, I'll be fuming. Fuck Douglases's's hangers on up their collective jacksee.

Zing!

Bolt and chain through the right nipple. Stud on the left.