BottledDog

Danny Simpson clearly getting a new contract!

Gosling misses a second sitter. Get rid!

Ameobi heads over. /blames haircut.

HOLY SHITBALLS!

This lady has melons.

SCHNELL!! SCHNELL!!

Thought this was Dave on about the mong-filter for a second there. PS: every time there's a legal stream it makes me realise how glad I am that illegal ones are prohibited on here. Half the f***ing thread is about the stream not working, people asking for PMs () and other useless s***. It's not useless. I'm dying here man. PLEASE SOMEBODY SEARCH THE SOURCE OF THE PAGE FOR ".MP4" or ".FLV". The site uses JW Player it usually displays the direct url of the video. The website can't handle trhe load, the video, wherever it';s hosted probably can. Pleeeeease <script type="text/javascript"> jwplayer('fmp_news_player').setup({ modes:[ {type: 'flash', src:'/jw/player/5.9/player.swf', config: { file:'Ug4wic7Hf21mEidKRMBLb621GMGBHhWC', streamer:'rtmp://video01.kanal8.de/sachsenfernsehenlive', 'provider': 'rtmp' }}, {type: 'html5'} ], height: 290, width: 460, file : 'http://video01.kanal8.de:1935/sachsenfernsehenlive/Ug4wic7Hf21mEidKRMBLb621GMGBHhWC/playlist.m3u8', abouttext : 'Kanal8 Videoplayer (V5.9)', controlbar : 'bottom', playlist : 'none', autostart : 'true', displayclick : 'play', icons : 'true', mute : 'false', quality : 'true', repeat : 'none', shuffle : 'false', stretching : 'uniform', config : '/jw/config/1.xml' }); </script> Knock me off the stream at your own peril.

Vuckic shot saved!

Ooooh, that was decent. Gosling wins us a corner. /corner comes to naught.

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!! /disallowed.

The Dilsh kicks like a small woman.

How man, ref man.

Time to cut our losses on this Amalfitano kid?

Sameobi is going to have fucked hips within a couple of years. Walks like John Wayne.

The Germans are toying with us here.

GOAL!!!! /I find the lack of replays terrible. Just terrible.

Amalfitano looks shit. They all look shit. Can't wait till this season's over.

He was in Holland's Euro squad wasn't he so will he not be reporting back a bit later? Yeah. The Dilsh and Harper are the only ones in the training pics. Good to see Tavs now solidly part of the first team squad.

No.

If we go down this year, I'm questioning whether or not we should stick with Pardew. I still have a bit of faith in him, especially as he effectively had the rug pulled from under him in the winter transfer window. And like yourselves, injuries played their part.

Yes.

Has he been on yet? I've got SSN on and not heard a peep from Pards. Just been a disappointing day all round really.

Nothing has happened. Simpson is first choice right back. Shaddapayaface.

Nothing has happened. Simpson is first choice right back.

Saying lower than 8th would be a poor season, in fact it's possible that with a bit of luck on the pitch and with injuries we could have another go at the top 4... is stirring shit up? Seriously?