BottledDog

Traitor ffs. The Daily Mail has a lot to answer for.

What's the transfer budget?

For the same reason I support Newcastle any other year.

Can we sign a death warrant. Is that a thing? Let's do that.

Welcome home sweet prince.

Shit happens. Next year will be the key. /scratches another notch onto the wall. //Reckon I have about 12 notches left to scratch.

Ah. Fuck my tinnitus.

Eyes on the sky's folk, I can hear our transfer helicopter incoming!

We might be shit currently, but the list of those worse off is pretty damn long tbf.

Still fairly sure I'm happier with things than an Arsenal supporter watching SSN currently. Really? isn't it pretty certain they are getting Lemar? Nope.

Any body language experts? http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/rafa-benitez-fulham-hello-newcastle-united-nufc-650x400-368x226.jpg

Nah.

He's at the training ground now!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks hot under the collar. hot! Hot!! Hot!!! Yet pensive.

Still fairly sure I'm happier with things than an Arsenal supporter watching SSN currently.

No point wearing out your F5 buttons yet fellas. Charnley's barely sauntered into the office, it takes at least half an hour for the fax machine to warm up, and it's coffee and Danish time first.

This deadline day shall be as beautifully crisp and unsullied by our activity as freshly fallen snow, as a crystal clear stream tumbling down a virgin mountain peak, as calm and tranquil as a millpond at midnight, as relevant to Newcastle as the Champion's League draw.

Lack of reliable snatch squads, no good last minute flight offers...

This gives some reasons why it may be a Rafa decision. Trust over his hamstring issues, and his 'levels'. etc. http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/what-s-going-on-with-dwight-gayle-his-unease-at-newcastle-explained-1-8729482

Wait, have the European wide roaming charges been dropped yet? Bit worried we won't be able to afford to contact him to sanction all these deals if the tariffs are still in play.

Borderline hope he doesn't tbh. Absolute circus. Hope he does. Absolute circus otherwise.

We weren't linked with Manpillow or Marino either much to be fair. Haven't a great deal of confidence we'll be surprised by some decent last minute signing, but equally not fussed about the lack of rumours.

Little over a day to go until the window drops and locks, loads of people looking at the forum, but the Rumours thread is a goddamned ghost town.

Says you. Come on Charnerz, let's see you shove that assessment right back down Stiflers pipes.

I don't share your certainty here. I was surprised to read it, but even under Ashley, statistically speaking the amount of players we have replaced still outweighs the amount of players that we haven't replaced. The hurt will never fade, but the odds are with us. Stay strong brother.