BottledDog

Tongues are inside bits, not outside bits. Put it away young man. Welcome Jacob, lovely video!

Fairly wary of that quote considering our final performance in the cup last year.

SSN have just confirmed that 'this lad is 100% shit'.

Come on They do nothing for weeks and then we have two signings having medicals within a day of him speaking out. Of course they are the reason. Give over

Oh oh, look at me. Could have made a mint in China. Fine, you're a political animal, and no problem with nudging Mike in the kidneys, but that seems a little cheap.

People say 'we got more than our monies worth from you', but I would have had to watch you live 342,857.13 times to just about cover your salary, not including cheaper cup games. Financially I would have struggled, and honesty the 10s of times I did watch you start games was enough. Godspeed fella, but I still think I'd have been better off investing in Beanie Babies for entertainment value.

No. And he's not a cunt. He's lovely. That said, I think removing him from his twin will cause unforseen and quite terrible consequences.

Fuggit, gone down the rabbit hole now....

But what about Josh? Home alone. Seems a nice lad. Yup.

Disgusting. We overpaid by 1400%. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/jacob-murphy/profil/spieler/199527

But what about Josh? Home alone.

I demand a photo of a TV.

http://i.imgur.com/3QbfZEO.jpg

Yup, surprised we haven't had more links with the Spain and beyond under Rafa. I know the vast majority of links are the press making shit up, but was hoping he'd be using his contacts with Real etc. to get us some quality possibly overlooked by the rest of the league. As it stands, our buys have been underwhelming, and the players we've been linked with have been equally uninspiring or just Prem kids on loan. It's ummm, all a bit weird.

Maybe about 10% of those named? Abraham and Cairney seem as close to confirmed interest as we're likely to get without signing.

Beaten to his signing by Derby. I weep with embarrassment.

Shut your whore mouth.

Call it what you like. As it stands, you're a hysterical bedwetter. #wait

Nothing wrong with hammering home the point of how much more loyal our fans are than the other 2 major North East clubs are though. Only on here would people have a problem with that and it's something I've come to expect now tbh. I'll leave at at that. ...But less loyal than the 52000 West Ham fans that have already sold out their stadium? Nah, we have a lot to be proud about our support, and fuck the mackems, but it can get a bit murky when kicking smaller teams for their comparable ticket sales tbh.

Pretty sure it was less about our offers and more about him consistently having no interest in playing for us.

Yes I did, thought that was clear TBH! Fair play, just not sure what you're basing it on other than educated hope. Three failed Prem defenders, and one lesser failed prem defender/unknown. Would love to think you're right of course.

No chance. It's like choosing which child you like best. Sure, it's doable, but not publicly.

If there is a fault with it, shit yeah. Stifler did just that iirc.