BottledDog

Devastated.

An update from Penn-shaw.

"London office"

Ah, grand.

What happened to Caulkin's twitter? https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes

It’ll be something to do with conversion rate at the time compared to now. Fair enough. Still think the only good thing to come from that transfer was that vid of Shepherd offering to carry the shitehawk back to Anfield.

Well, it maybe just the Man City game boost and this, but almost got a little tingle in the dark withering Newcastle section of my brain bits. Welcome Almirón. Be canny!

And that bastion of truth, transfermarkt.co.uk, has Micky Owen to us as - 5/06 Aug 31, 2005 Real Madrid Newcastle United £22.50m So either way, who the fuck knows. Just happy some cunt is willing to join us.

God help me, I think I actually get a sense of pride at that. It's like we're actually the best at something.

Get in there. Hope Muto bags a hatrick.

I have an axe to grind, the fucker spits at people. I have enough of an issue with people that spit full stop. Hockle on the street, cunt. Hockle on a 5 a side pitch, cunt. Hockle at a spider, cunt. Hockle on anything fuuuuck, what the fuck? Cunt. Hockle in a spittoon, well alrighty then. Forget anything else, this guy struggles in day to day interactions, sod sticking him up as a face on national TV. Godamn freak.

Fucking glorious.

I'd prefer him back and in our team a fuck sight more than money we don't see the benefit of. Rafa seemed rattled by being questioned about him, but I don't see that as a bad thing if he is giving Mitro a test rather than being just stubborn and sacking him of.

Get in, you beautiful mad bastard. /not Bimpy //this time...

Oh dear. What a torrent of absolute shite from Jenas.

This really needs to be sorted out quicker. Probs best he leaves now whether that's in disgrace or head held high, but no idea if there's enough there to sack him if it's just 'uncomfortable' language, like a shit grandad. Can understand that kid being upset by Beardsley making disparaging remarks about the quality of training facilities in his country mind, considering the apparent state of ours.

Bless you.

Luque.

HTT. Close to jumping ship since 2012.

Photoshopped! Can tell by the pixels, and the state of his shoes.

Strutter and Slim. As if this'll happen now you jinxing b'stards.

I don't like Christopher Redmayne. Never have.