BottledDog

Congrats.

Brilliant.

Excellent performance. Love the vast majority of our players, so it's great to see them when they are on it and clearly working hard and enjoying it; rather than making do with the odd small joy from Schar having a go on his own.

Been excellent since ASM has come on. Schar is just class sometimes, love him.

We tried.

Nobody could do a better job with these players then? Really? Go fuck yourself Jamie.

Definitely, I but I think it was more expected from him, he was such an explosive player. With Robert, the power came from seemingly nowhere! Robert is one of my favourite ever Newcastle players, for sure. So much this, loved him right down to his grey keks. Remember getting so angry with people trotting out the line that he (and Bellamy) was 'a cancer' in our club.

They weren't all godawful players at the start of the season, and the players we brought in were pretty well rated (some said the very best we could hope for), so how come, now Bruce is under the spotlight, we suddenly have the shittest players imaginable? Fuck off.

Attack attack, attack attack attack!

Ah man, I love that.

Just tell him from me that he is a fuckin idiot. That way you don't get any blame or fall out with him. Remember, fuckin idiot! From Rod.

An exquisite pass backwards. That was about the switch to the right followed by the cross fired into the box. Ah, fair enough, think what I'm watching is a bit delayed.

An exquisite pass backwards.

When in doubt...

He has a very punchable voice.

Heeeere we go!

Think we've been canny? My love for ASM is getting ridiculous.

Some might say it's too early in the season to start writing off players, but based on the updates from Kaka, I've been very disappointed in Hendrick so far.

Anyone found any highlights reel that'll have me thinking this is an exciting signing?

Got a good feeling about this one...

Not a peep. And I for one see that as hugely significant. Fill those fridges!