BottledDog

Naturally.

Who would give a shit? We'd have won the World cup! Be fkn amazing. Can you not at least see the argument, like? I honestly couldn't think of anything worse. Yeah, nar, I get what your saying. You'd be all... http://i.imgur.com/BFJlA8k.gif Without realising your head had dropped into a lovely pillow of boobies. Never going to have to worry about it... but winning the world cup ffs!

Who would give a shit? We'd have won the World cup! Be fkn amazing.

SCAB!

Very decent start tbf, but had similar periods with us before it turned from the odd tits up to overwhelming shit. Maintain he's a good manager/motivator but goes to pot/cowardly as fuck when the results take a downward turn. Time will tell if that's still the case now he 'feels supported'.

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Watching his team play may give you an emotional impression of our progress (or lack thereof), but for the purists who prefer not to get side tracked by games and instead drill down deep into statistical fact... One win in ten, dude. One win in ten! That's almost three times as bad as relegation form.

Not one mention of grafting, tracking back, passion, kilometres to run etc etc. Thank God for that. Sort of. "He wants me to get goals, and he wants me to supply goals too. But he also wants me to fulfil my defensive duties as well."

Really? Hasn't been that many we've jettisoned that have then gone onto greatness. Jon dahl Tomasson possibly the one standout?

Ha, fuck you 138.com. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150820/coral-uniteds-new-betting-and-gaming-partner_2281670_4946159?

Keegan did alright with a duff defence. Anyway, we've added two central defenders to the squad not just the one, and still have Good, Satka, Damnit, Tayls, Williamson and Colo fighting it out. Imagine we need to get rid of a couple before expecting another one in.

Hmmmm. Not upset or owt, but we give them 17m Euros plus another 3m in addons for one fella, and they get a cracking player they potentially don't have to pay for unless they get in the Champions league or the moon explodes? Seems a little one sided. Not sure we're very good at this.

That wink. Oh my days...

Welcome my boy. May you raise us to greatness!

Artists? It's the same one (prontonised by Shepherd).

Love this guy. Goodnight sweet prince.

They reckon he's a right weirdo. We will have some 'characters' in the squad if nowt else then..The Chancellor, Mitrovic , Thauvin and the wee scamp Colback. Ah, 'Scampi Jack'. I like.

Hate to say it, but everyone other than other Newcastle fans who I've heard speak about Thauvin (Marseille fans, Ligue 1 watchers and just other neutrals) have echoed these guys' thoughts about him. I've seen him a few times for Marseille and havent been particularly impressed. Especially for €17m. I'm only up to 7:30 on the podcast, I assume they don't suddenly change their thoughts though No. Final question to the three of them. Will he be a success at Newcastle? No. No. No. Aceballs.

Can get a good handle on how to pronounce Thauvin from the below vid.

What's changed? He's here for his medical. Hope that's true. Even if the guy's gone off the boil recently (and no small anguish at Cabella going the other way), this still seems a pretty exciting signing.

What's changed?

Fucking idiot Janmaat. Fucking idiot McClaren. Fuck off.