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Who exactly said that then, spackerjack? The deadly duo falling apart eh?

Only kidding mate. Oh granted. I'm about as retarded as your dad's decision not to wear a condom, but this lot take it to another level.

It's a fuking shame they don't drown retards at birth.

Skysports.com can confirm that Sunderland are in talks to sign Romanian star Dorin Goian. The Black Cats have made their move for Steaua Bucharest stopper, who impressed throughout Euro 2008. Sunderland boss Roy Keane wants to bolster his defensive options and Goian has emerged as one of his top targets. The North East club made an offer earlier this week and look to be close to striking a deal. Sunderland have bid around £2.5million, which does fall short of Steaua's valuation, as they want more than £3million. However, sources close to the player have told skysports.com that a deal is very close and the 27-year-old central defender is eager to move to England. Sunderland and Keane hope a deal can be concluded over the weekend as they look to seal their first signing of the summer.

If were looking at £7-9m for Milner then Zoggy can't expect to leave on the cheap, no matter how much the proper and utter cunt wants to live in London. I can't see anyone paying that kind of coin, the only way he's moving is in a swap deal, Lennon for Zoggy or something along those lines.

Yikes.

HTT isn't dead then.

Aye...the Titanic.

I think SWP will go to Pompey. 'Arry's putting together an impressive squad irrespective of whether SWP goes there or not. It's frightening what he's stitching together from other's cast off's and cheap players.

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Cheers mate. I'll not bother next time. (before someone else did it)

Rooney's agent banned Representative has right of appeal http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3797964,00.html Paul Stretford has been fined £300,000 and banned from working as a football agent for 18 months by a disciplinary commission, the Football Association has announced. The independent regulatory commission's sanctions follow charges brought by the FA against Stretford, who represents Wayne Rooney, relating to how he acquired the right to represent the England striker in 2002. The charges were also for improper conduct in relation to Stretford "making of false and/or misleading witness statements to police and giving false and/or misleading testimony to Warrington Crown Court" in a case about the circumstances of how he came to represent the England striker. The ban will not come into force until after any appeal or move to go to arbitration by Stretford. The second nine months of the suspension will not be invoked if he is found to have not broken any other regulations. Lengthy battle Stretford has fought a long legal battle against the FA over whether they had the jurisdiction to charge him, and then whether he could go to an arbitration panel before a disciplinary hearing had dealt with the case. The commission ruled as "proved" seven of nine charges brought by the FA against Stretford for breaches of the FIFA players' agent regulations. The charges included failing to protect Rooney's interests and failing to respect the rights of third parties. An FA statement read: "The commission found that Mr Stretford did encourage Mr Rooney and his parents to enter into a representation agreement with Proactive Sports Management Limited on July 17 2002 although he knew Mr Rooney was still then under contract with Pro-Form Sports Management Limited." A charge of enticing Rooney away from his previous agent was not proven. In relation to the Warrington Crown Court case, the commission found proven two improper conduct charges . The statement added: "The commission found that Mr Stretford had made a misleading witness statement and had given untruthful evidence in court in criminal proceedings in Warrington Crown Court, particularly in relation to the existence, dates and nature of those representation agreements dated July 17 2002 and September 19 2002." A further charge of entering into a representation contract with Rooney for eight years - six years longer than the two-year limit for written contracts between agents and their clients - was also proved. Two other charges of failing to lodge representation contracts with the FA were also proved, but a third was not.

Read this before, wasn't sure if it was worth posting or not.

We need to post more.

MON lays down the Jihad. Thank Allah.

What a cunt the lad is.

I'm not missing any point, just thought i'd let the weekly Taylor bashing for him doing not much wrong commence. I'm sure someone will have a problem with him talking to the Ronnie or suggesting he might be playing football in the 1st team next season.

What a total fuking cunt the lad is. I even heard the mouthy fuking arsehole dared praised Keegan and the new era this week. Wish someone would just kill the mug.

Ssssssh...sidekick Dave! mackems.gif

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave. Deep- "What's that I smell?". Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation." This is why Dave would rather be associated with Hitler than a mong like yourself.

Ouch. Knew that would hurt (one of you)!

Deep & Dave double act. How enthralling.

Jesus fuking wept.

I thought about it.

I'd rather sign Parker, much better quality player.