James

It's not gonna be finished until after 4am.

Sorry, here is the real downer for you all You are dreaming. This is not James speaking to you, this is your Mum/Wife/Dog speaking to you trying to wake you up. If you dont believe me, give yourself a really hard pinch.

PEARSON OUT!!

Who cares, whats done is done. All we can do now is get behind the team.

Who cares about sponsorship revenue? Lets just get the blue star back, even if the brewerie doesn't want to pay us.

They aren't going to get a car near the stadium. They will have to walk the last two miles across the city and through the front door.

Been confirmed. Keegan will be landing on the pitch in a hot air balloon at half time.

Keegan would have only signed if he was convinced by Ashley's intention and ambition. Keegan must believe something very special is afoot, and that is something incredibly special for us the supporters.

Keegan has now been added to my sig.

From the looks of it, Keegan and Mort are in a secret location, and the news was released the second KK had finished signing the N in Keegan.

Srnicek Barton Albert Peacock Elliott Gillespie Beardsley Lee Ginola Ferdinand Shearer Subs: Hislop Batty Howey Cole Beresford

I'm speechless to be honest.

Live shot of Keegan there.

Oh my God!

Source?

NUFC06 HE WILL BE GONE FOR A VERY LONG TIME

I think Sky Sports News has turned into an extended betting scam to be honest.

You also have to remember that with three of our transfer signings this summer (Rozehnal, Cacapa, Beye), the French press knew what was going on and reported it long before the British press had any proper inkling.

tbh, its quite possible that Mort has told candidates that they are one of many in talks, so try to avoid confirming any talks have taken place, as there is a chance that you could become known as someone whom has been rejected by Newcastle.

BBC have taken a more positive spin on this piece of breaking news:

I would hardly call some small time French guy whose name no-one knows on Irish radio station reliable tbh.

It wasn't racism, it was satire. I think he knows that James FFS! You really get on my tits ! Well I get on a lot of tits then.

It wasn't racism, it was satire.

Dave of Champions