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Because he's slow as fuck. Aye, they asked him to run 5 miles. Could be waiting until tomorrow before we find out.

Will break his foot in his 3rd match and be out for the rest of the season.

Aye. Jay Jay Sea is actually Nicky Butt.

Does he say anything interesting?

Worth a gander. I just hope our fans are patient with him: among certain sections, if he's not outperforming Essien by Xmas, his goose'll be cooked. Um. Toon Goose Crazy For New Signing? Goose-step: Gosling walks out as first summer signing? Fuck off, then.

Not really. Loads of teenagers playing football in the parks. You get some good kickabouts with all the foreign students, tourists, etc. Brazilians, Spanish, French kids etc. all having a dig. Spent a few afternoons watching different styles of play in the youth. Saw a game with Brazilian teenagers: 10 or 11 a side all playing on a pitch they've marked out about the size of a 5-a-side pitch. ALL dribbling ALL the time. Saw a couple of English lads join in with a Spanish game and it was weird. Totally different styles but the English lads more than held their own. One of them was very Beckhamesque: lots of spread passes and pinpoint crosses, which the Spanish couldn't cope with at all. See a lot of Arsenal shirts around, tbh.

Learnt that Cambridge City play Cambridge United next week. Might get along. Dunno how strong a team United will put out...

A Kieron Dyer wannabe? That's not worth a goal.

How many shoulder injuries is that now? Seems it's going to be a big problem until the end of his career.

What: he truncheoned someone with it?

No doubt. Wasn't there a story about him whipping it out an an inappropriate time? Can't remember the details.

Nah, he is a massive cock. Hook, line and sinker.

Massive cock by all accounts.

For the last 2 seasons Bramble has proven himself to be a solid Premier League defender. Playing for Wigan with no expectations or boo boys on his back. I hate to say it, but I honestly think we, the fans, made Titus Bramble shit with the constant booing and groaning as soon as he put a foot wrong. Can't imagine that'd have done much for his confidence. No, he was just a fucking plank.

Good player, imo. Will no doubt go off the rails and ruin his career.

He was our best player when he left, so God knows what that would make him now.

That strip is fucking pish.

Cant remember was the first one off a cross, lads said it was a good save, think i landed on my hand, tried to play on for a min then the lads went off to the side i took my glove off and my finger looked a bit funny so i sat down then got my sis to take me to rake lane, took fookin ages, i hate those people that walk in ans say theyve broken there foot when they wouldnt be able to walk if they had. Last time I was in Rake Lane a lad had broken his foot (or ankle, at least). I've seen nowt like it in my life: it was almost hanging off and you could tell he's in agony. The lad should've been in A&E but there were people going ahead of him with minor women's whiplash and that.

Whose shot was the hand-breaker?

Dyer's main problem was after the signing of Jenas, Viana, Parker etc. he couldn't find a spot in CM. After that he became a bit of a problem: whenever he was fit no one knew where to put him.

Sorry I couldn't make it, chaps. It was genuinely touch & go until last night when the bird discovered she had to go to Norwich about a job.

We should probably enjoy this feeling of footballing superiority while we can.

He been with Carroll's lass again?

Go eat some chow mein, man.