Keefaz

Never gets old!

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I couldn't really understand it either. Can someone put a poll into this thread - like we've done for Bolton and for Villa? Like, with every member of the squad in it; pick your team, type-thing. Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

One day someone brilliant is going to round up all of his friends. He'll seperate them into two groups: The people that constantly go on about Fantasy Football and the people that always always tell you 45 minute stories about their kids. He'll stand in another room looking through a two way mirror with a clipboard and wait to see which group snaps first. Depends on which one you play. The Sun's Fantasy league top prize is £150k, manager of the month gets £10k or something.

I can understand that. See, old friend of mine plays NFL fantasy football quite a bit. We're both Buffalo fans. One Sunday we're watching the game together and a player on the other team breaks out and scores. I'm devastated, and he's acting as if we'd just scored. I ask him what the deal is, and he goes on about how that player is in his team and how he may have just won for the week or something. Fantasy Football can be cool, but this guy is starting guys playing against his own team. Gotta be a line somewhere, right? Aye, that's just stupid. Having said that, depends on what you might've won.

Just makes it more interesting for matches you wouldn't normally give that much of a toss about.

Great win for them, and a shit result for my team.

mackems.gif Knew that would happen.

Never realised Kasper was playing for Everton I meant Spec. Dunno what's up with my head today. Just typing words.

Villa are never gonna score.

In your face, Kasper. (No offence, 1878)

Kamara just said unbelievable about 300 times.

Chianti's on, or whatever he's called.

Sven's got the mojo.

Ghost-boy has saved!

Kamara: 'Brilliant save with his face'

Offiong or Chopra... the choice is yours.

So far aye, mind its against St Mirron today so to be expected Must be going mental, thought it said Hibs.

Krul keeping a clean sheet?

Interested again to see how Sven makes changes at half-time.

Gary Speed with the goal for Bolton. Ledge.

Can't add anything to that. My sentiments exactly. UEFA needs to sort it out.

Everyone. Stop taking the piss out of Dazza and start taking the piss out of Fletcher. Or vice versa.

Christ. I wish someone would summarise these. If I had any kind of attention span, do you think I'd be browsing the Web?

It's away. That'll explain the bit about it being in Vienna, then.