Keefaz

Need to start paying Wembley off. Another £7m-8m won't go amiss.

You hate 2 cats?

Not in any German I've ever heard of.

Haha yeah, and when people say 'arksed' instead of asked. That does grind my gears a bit. Also when English people pronounce foreign words in an English way. Like MaLLorca instead of Majorca. (as in actually say the L's) To be fair to Motson, I know a reporter in central Europe who met him before a game in Slovakia or somewhere, and Motson was quizzing him about the correction pronounciation of all the players' names and so on. My friend was impressed by his attention to detail. No one cares though, and if the whole world pronounces it one way, so should he. Or it's just annoying. Disagree. It always grates on my ears when I know the correct pronounciation, and they're getting it wrong. I hate the way Lawrenson and others call Hamann "Ha-mann", for example. Think this is a case of him actually using the correct pronunciation, but one completely different to what everyone else uses.

My, frankly, superb effort at doing the stripes: http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7344/shittopdx0.jpg

He only went there for the UEFA cup football I'll gladly miss out on UEFA Cup football if it means we never sign another Luque.

Good. Fuck off there, then.

The UEFA Cup is a load of shit. I'd be very surprised if a player chose on club over another simply to play half a dozen shite Scandinavian an Eastern European teams.

That Jenas one's the funniest photo I've ever seen. Love the guy bottom left with the double point of humiliation.

Think the away shirt's alright. The other two are fucking horrible. I've got away shirts coming out my arse, though. Need a decent home shirt.

That's nowt. I hear their synchronised Nazi dance moves are breathtaking.

That swastika one's hilarious in its way.

It's the same with any cup game if you delay in applying for your ticket, they'll give your seat to someone else.

frankfurt fans (wearing newcastle scarfs) for their match against us Doing the hokey cokey?

Sounds pretty reasonable, really. Must be desperate to flog those last few season tickets, like.

On further invesigation, you probably don't do a facist salute with 2 arms. Maybe they're doing the hokey-cokey.

Are they a bunch of facists in the 2nd photo?

Not sure that's what he was thinking.

That massive white section on the front is going to be beer-bellytastic.

No surprises concerning who wrote this article. Doesnt Oliver realise that starting every sentence with 'And...' is really monotonous? Its like he's realised that you actually can start sentences with 'And' and now he's using it at the start of everything, so he doesnt have to put any thought in to what he's writing. Im being petty, I know, but I cant stand the prick. It makes a change from him starting every sentence with 'For'.

Invicta war ein total Arschloch wer hat viele grossen Persönlichkeitsstörungen.

I think he's come across well in every interview I've seen or read. Must just flip out when he gets pissed off as day-to-day he seems like a sound fella, and not even thick.

Mourinho should just go find his own players. It's like my shit FM tactic of seeing who Man Utd and Arsenal are interested in and signings them from under their noses.

That's why they need Souey. He'll have that squad dismantled by February.

Aye, because he struggles in the Premier League, like. at international level. can't see anything in barry that makes me think he can play for England. england have enough players with average technique and don't need any more of the scott parker, lee bowyer, gareth barry brigade. Carrick's in a different league to him, i'm afraid, and he is run of the mill at international level. Frankly, you're talking bollocks. Germany alone have proved that you don't need to have 11 Maradona's on the pitch to progress in World Cups and Euros.