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Christ. First Luque and now Marcelino having a chat with Enrique. The lad's going to begging to leave before he's even touched a ball.

Depends how much Gray's been banging on about it. I haven't heard his comments, but if he's taking the piss out of an official, I don't think it's fair. It's a difficult job and one in which every mistake is analysed to death. Pundits and like the go on like officiating a match is a piece of piss.

Best thing they've written for ages, imo.

Radical eh? but yes indirect free kicks, with the offending player receiving a yellow card. Also had radical thoughts on how to punish teams that have loads of yellow cards, and might make refs think twice about booking players for innocuous challenges. If a player gets a yellow card he has to leave the pitch, say 20 minutes from the end of the match, i.e he is withdrawn after 70 minutes and takes no further part in the match. He cannot be replaced by a sub. Any player getting booked after 70 has to leave the pitch immediately. Would have made the Liverpool v Chelsea game interesting as 9 players were booked in that game! Was hoping for something more radical. How about: no pens, but the team that has been disadavantaged by the foul gets a throw-in directly parallel the 18-yard box. It is to be taken in the normal way, BUT no one is allowed to touch the ball other than the opposing keeper who has to stand on the the opposite side of the pitch from where the throw-in's taken. The goalkeeper gets a head start based on the scores of 3 pitchside judges who've cast their votes on the severity of the original offence. Who are they throwing it to? Oh. That's the bit I missed. Their intention is to throw it into the goal, but it's got to bounce no less than twice and no more than 4 times. This is the only time a goal is given direct from a throw-in. Can you imagine the tension and excitement?!

Radical eh? but yes indirect free kicks, with the offending player receiving a yellow card. Also had radical thoughts on how to punish teams that have loads of yellow cards, and might make refs think twice about booking players for innocuous challenges. If a player gets a yellow card he has to leave the pitch, say 20 minutes from the end of the match, i.e he is withdrawn after 70 minutes and takes no further part in the match. He cannot be replaced by a sub. Any player getting booked after 70 has to leave the pitch immediately. Would have made the Liverpool v Chelsea game interesting as 9 players were booked in that game! Was hoping for something more radical. How about: no pens, but the team that has been disadavantaged by the foul gets a throw-in directly parallel the 18-yard box. It is to be taken in the normal way, BUT no one is allowed to touch the ball other than the opposing keeper who has to stand on the the opposite side of the pitch from where the throw-in's taken. The goalkeeper gets a head start based on the scores of 3 pitchside judges who've cast their votes on the severity of the original offence.

I'm looking forward to finding out what these geysers are up to. Now that's a pun.

Of course it should happen. It'd only take a few seconds for the 4th official to check it out and give the word.

More to the point, 'portfolio' suggests that it contains a run-down of local golfing facilities. That would be dossier, tbh. Aye, if you're planning on spying on them. That would be "Top Secret" dossier, tbh. They're the only kind I get.

More to the point, 'portfolio' suggests that it contains a run-down of local golfing facilities. That would be dossier, tbh. Aye, if you're planning on spying on them.

bjork one was funnier tbh.. although neither made me wet my pants Elves are inherently hilarious. How can I not be win? :crybaby2:

Toon Harmony, if you can work out a way to get hundreds of young lads singing doo-wop.

Whoosh!! (Or at least I bloody hope so ) No, you wally. I'm trying to see where this thread will take us.

And what? Just have indirect free kicks?

Look, my pun was best. Just stop now.

Dunno, but hasn't anyone warned these fellas that supporting NUFC is bad for your elf?

If you came from Iceland you would be bored. Fucking loathsome place. 9'c in the winter. 13'c in the summer. Wonderfull!!!!! Um. Aye. Presumably you're some kind of temperature-obsessed freak.

Greatest gibberish ever written on this forum.

Liking it. Would have said Zany meself rather than Wacky though. Unfortunately it's the kind of sterile and premeditated shite that has infested the beautiful game over the last few years. Support should be spontaneous, passionate with a bit of humour and venom chucked in. Not a coreographed scarf waving circus with some charvas leading chants off a song sheet creating an 'atmosphere'. We'll just give you a megaphone. You sound a barrel of laughs.

I like its cheesiness.

3 years for killing someone. Fucking joke.

My A-Team theme was roundly mocked, so I won't propose that again.

It's the 'nanananaaaa Geordie' version, I assume.

Aye, Tune Army is best by far. I'd just go with that.

The Din Of Ten Thousand Charvas