Keefaz

I could see the goal as soon as Shorey failed to find touch. Such dozy fucking keeping.

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Well. Deutschland unter alles so far. Hoho.

I got him in my fantasy team. Hope he can reproduce in the PL. I think he can.

Richards gwan to come off? Looks crocked.

Upon review: deflection. Good work by Richards, though. Top player.

Brilliant finish, tbh.

Owen's only seen the ball once. Joe Cole looking the only half-interested player.

Was quite impresed with Solskjaer's when I heard it the other week. Mancunian-Norwegian. Very nice.

Can't be any weirder than Owen Hargreaves'.

Quite a nice rendition of the old Lied der Deutschen there.

So, will Small Michael score a goal at this evening's football action?

Never ever ever.

'Owen a big racist', says Ian Wright!

Jeepers. Owen was working out 9 hours a day!

Jesus. Quite a metaphor you've opted to use there.

What the fuck's up with Hansen's face? Looks like someone's given him a smack.

Apart from the front two, looks pretty good! Carrick and Lampard in the middle is intruuging.

Eh? Jut waffling.

Interesting to see how Shorey does. Impressed me last time. Go on Sam, get off your arse.

Hilarious clip of McLaren getting reet touchy at that press conference.

I mulled it over myself. I'm sure any Germans in the vicinity will immediately identify it as a joke and laugh along as we know they love to do.

I hope not, because Allardyce would surely be near the top of the list to take over? If anything, I'm supporting McLaren's England from now on, for that reason above all others. As for mod's with giant ego's - slanderous! Yet look at you all rammed in here backing each other up in case another loose cannon shoots his mouth off. Makes me sick.