toontownman

You know it's possible to do more than one thing at a time right? http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mike-ashley-laughing-360.jpg Oh thats just the height of too muchery..

Louis is actually 45. He was desperate to meet a kindred spirit in Chancel.

I think wages will be an issue - we won't want our highest paid player sitting on the bench. Is essentially the problem. It is a no brainer to keep him but he probably earns more than Saylor and Williamson put together, for good reason but still too much for a bench player.

Let me in, I play here too honest. Security don't believe me.

He's shit, didn't score 11 goals when he came on today, flog him to AC Milan.

Sad thing is we struggle in the same way at full strength. Honestly Carver really excelled like in his coaching with this pre-season prep. Has to be the worst preseason in memory. Absolute shambles.

Ha, that said strong rumors NY Red Bulls are talking to Gourcuff.

Fucking great, Steele is very highly rated. Great addition, glad Freddie gets to move near his dad, but hoping he improves to fulfill his potential with us.

It's obviously not the player being interested. We must have been told different or we wouldn't still be trying. He is just placating his fanbase and club, dare I say being professional about everything. Its the club that wants a wad load more money than we want to play, nothing new there.

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Aye, right. http://media.giphy.com/media/vrbhWfh24BY1W/giphy.gif

We sign some young world beaters before we beat them down and smash their dreams into conference fodder.

Absolutely, a creative, exciting right winger and another CB are hugely important pieces we are missing. Obviously a CB is needed but we are stuck with no ideas attacking wise and an expensive striker that will be isolated and unlikely to make too many opportunities by himself. Yes we could do with another Striker, starting LB and backup RB but they are lower priorities imo. Another winger is hugely important if as promised we are looking to have a supply line to strikers we have one in our squad that has demonstrated they can cross.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-launch-fresh-bid-9752381? "Milan also want to sign Olivier Kemen, who feels he has no future at Newcastle." WTF. The above teams apparently falling over themselves to get him but we don't rate him? Hopefully he gets some minutes tonight.

Been said he is interested in coming here if we matched his wages hasn't it? Or is that giggs? Said in l'equipe he would be open to a move to AC Milan. Probably bollocks but did some digging and found it here: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aleksandar-mitrovics-newcastle-transfer-expected-6093891

Been said he is interested in coming here if we matched his wages hasn't it? Or is that giggs?

"Can olivier be allowed to move?" "No absolutely not." "Oh ok..well can we get him a move anyway?" Was pictured training today. Will be interesting to see if he figures at York.

Would love Matt Phillips tbh. Always been impressed with his pace, surprising skill and work rate. That said giving a s*** in that QPR side made you stick put like a sore thumb. wait till you see his DNA Another illegitimate son?

Would love Matt Phillips tbh. Always been impressed with his pace, surprising skill and work rate. That said giving a shit in that QPR side made you stick put like a sore thumb.

Likely off. Would like to keep him for depth. They are all too similar to manage surely?

I think he has always been professional, intelligent and likeable off the pitch. Seems weird he just fancies sitting fourth choice and picking up the cheque. That said I think he has become delusional to the extent he thinks he can still offer something as a starter. We should have got rid the year after our promotion.

Can't see us getting a LB. In an ideal world we would get a striker with pace and power, right winger and CB. Doesn't sound like McClaren is expecting that although we will "try". A CB is a necessity, think we could survive without the other two until January.

2.5m? We could get the Tovey kid and Jean-Paul Boetius for that. We can dream. We desperately need rid of him. Ideally Saylor with another 1st choice CB coming in too.

Didn't think he was injured. Stayed behind due to visa issues. Ominous he wasnt around or mentioned. Might have missed it though

Mbiwa just never looked suited to this league unfortunately, granted he never got a long enough run. Be mad to get rid of Colo imo.. not least because it would probably mean one of Saylor or Williamson staying. I think Colo still has alot to offer, the same could arguably have never been said about Saylor or Williamson. Ideally ship Williamson and Saylor out and keep Colo. Pool of Colo, Lascelles, Mbemba and another solid CB would be fine.