toontownman

Yeah he isn't going to answer any of that lol.

Can we keep him by page 1000 is the big question.

Your closing statement sums it up. Not disillusioned at the moment it's been nearly 20 years since players have looked interested and inspired me.

Confidence will be high in the squad for this one. I expect a complete drubbing.

Maybe we should burn him to see if he rises from the flames? Colback staying = result. Result = fixture outcomes Fixture outcomes = relegation battle

I will follow on tv and the web. I don't think I could ever forget or ignore. Not putting a penny into the club otherwise. Ashley has completely ruined this club. It was on the fast line to financial destruction before but at least it cared. Was going to buy the 3rd kit and home strip this year. Fuck that now. All this club is up for sale talk is bullshit. Obviously has an absolutely unrealistic asking price if he is at all open to selling at all. Time for him to sell up was last May. Rafa, promotion, stock high. But now the stock is going right back to the shitter. Pointless all roun

Unbelievable. Yet totally believable. 100% back Rafa walking. Don't blame him in the slightest. We will spend a packet now in January because we are at the foot of the table. Just look forward to the derby next year.

Rafa is sneaking out of meetings in Switzerland to check Newcastle online for transfer updates. "Fuck shit fuck" *person in next door toilet cubicle "you ok in there?"

"The club will start it's search for a new manager in earnest as soon as possible." Nah you will just be waiting a long time we don't like communicating with fans. There won't be a statement.

No way! Our boardroom right now. We don't need to do anything. Club's call us and sign our players!

So we are after two strikers today? Replacing Gayle still leaves us one short imo. Yes rhetorical question I know.

People need to stop complaining on here. We have the best squad we have had, ever and the best manager. Things will be fine. Save the money for January so we can push on then. Wouldn't want anyone in if it's like Wilshire #disasterwaitingtohappen.

Dem saved wages...

Fucking mega today is.

Decent player potentially. Been linked before. Bit underwhelming but one player more than anyone expected if it happens.

With every closing window it seems like it can't get bleaker but they manage to excel and out do themselves when the next one comes. Not even any real solid targets going into the last day. Absolutely bonkers.

Downie must be thankful for the extra day off. Can record one segment in the morning saying nowt happening then put it on re run.

Ban won't apply in France will it. I would swap him and Gayle for two new decent strikers. We would never get two in tmrw though. I think we will keep them both.

Clearly our bonus consolation for signing no-one tomorrow when the club announcel through media that Dwight Gayle is staying. Wouldn't surprise me if this was club smokescreen all the way.

I full expect one maybe two very underwhelming loan signings. As usual we will still end up with nothing.

Wait Newcastle isn't it's own country. Now I'm embarrassed.

I always forget about Perez too tbf Man we could do with him finding his feet again. So exciting for his first season and a bit.

Definitely crazy. Not at all convinced either of the youngungs we signed are closed to being able to cover. Maybe they are.

Might As well start getting ahead of ourselves and post two days early.. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/statistik/vertragslosespieler Not that we would anyway because you know.. sign on fees

The worst thing after 10 years is that we are still surprised.