toontownman

Mmm thata some nice goalkeeping.

Perfect......shola....twats

Our only goal threat? Why? Goal threat? Cisse? More of a threat than anyone else on the pitch or bench DeJong has to come off first

Fuck me any have chance of a change john? Front two getting nothing right.

Ahahahaha how shit can we be before they Score.

Take Dejong off and put marveaux on wide left. We have nothing down the left today.

Feel fortunate we got de Jong on loan rather than spunking 8m down the drain. Woeful.

This has go to be first game on MoTD. All the hallmarks of a classic this one.

Zero creativity... Have we been here before? Seems familiar.

Hopefully we take the opportunity to cash in and replace Williamson while his stock is probably at its peak. Sounds harsh but I can foresee him becoming the the new Shola on here and the pitch if we keep him, where he will only go down hill. He is over achieving this season and is a great servant but the opportunity to upgrade is perfect. That said we will probably end up giving him a new contract imo.

Harsher punishment on us than him tbh. A longer stadium ban as is just means Carver causing the damage on the touchline TFC style (harsh he wasn't that bad there). Might have actually been made to hire an interim manager if not. (yeah with Ashley maybe that wouldn't have happened anyway)

Didn't realize Ambrose was over there! Good for him. Class player not surprised he is scoring there.

Rooney is a) Comparable to Messi and b) should be dropped for Danny Welbeck and c) none of the above...

Well thats him done. Will keep Pardew company outside of the ground. Might be in breach of contract for this depending on the gravity of the breaches. Seeing as we couldn't give him away for free in the last two windows I would fully expect us to tear up his contract now.

Astounding he hasn't been sacked for this. In what other profession would the outcome be anything else if a manager headbutted a co-worker. Disgusting and he has got away with it YET AGAIN.

Liked his corners, most dangerous we have had in a while, although not deadly. He did ok but don't rate him any higher than Haidara or Santon.

Good grief, was up at 3:30am on holiday to watch this shower. That said the time worked in my favour as I snoozed through periods of the second half! Highlight from me, which sums up one of our major issues, was the complete lack of organization during one of our free kicks. 6/7 of our players huddled around the free kick with no clue of who was taking it or what should happen, nobody in the box, Remy eventually takes a lame shot that comes to nothing. I was almost angry we scored. Seeing our coaching staff celebrating like we have one the league just because they have secured their jobs for a year..sickening. Bunch of charlatans the lot of em.

Don't worry Haidara will come on for no reason.

Season is pretty much dead for many people now. I'd like to say I am looking forward to the summer and a new start but even that looks bleak with a complete squad overhaul looking likely and key players/fan favourites leaving. I am fully sensing a summer of Ashley selling up to dominate headlines. The perfect excuse for not signing anyone. I guess we have a few games left to admire Remy in a Newcastle shirt and sparing performances of Ben Arfa from the bench.

Given the choice obviously Colo has been the better defend for us and Woodgate was a crock. But Woodgate was better imo. Willo and Taylor have at best looked solid but still liabilities. It was a different kind of calm and assurance Woodgate eased into our backline.

Never seen a defender classier than Woodgate on his day. Absolutly stunning talent. Agree with Crumpy on this one. It wasn't just his presence, calm, timing and positioning but his uncanny ability to make everyone around him rise up closer to his level. Colo has never really organized and inspired his defence like Woodgate did.

Yeah after a year of him playing poorly and mentally being a wreck he worked things out himself. Likewise Tiote. Maybe I am being overly harsh and maybe our coaching staff did well and it needed to take over a year to get him through it. He was class previous to coming here too lets not forget.

Yet another damning indictment of Pardew and our coaching staff's complete inability to man manage. Throw him on the list with Hatem, Cabaye, Tiote, Cisse, Obertan (although he was pretty much lost when he came here) and Gutierrez. Lets not forget all the promising youngsters we have all but now written off.

Honest to god, it would be a complete disaster but also the stuff of dreams! I am sure he would put money in to make a go of it buying players, we would certainly be back to the entertainers. In many ways it would be a match made in heaven. Would be the convergence of two of my biggest pastimes! Can't see it being a long term investment though and we would absolutely be more of a joke than ever!

Pretty sure that is a rhetorical question or poll I would take a drubbing and all our key players getting injured if it meant losing Pardew. Sorry to the players for saying that.