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Another ex player banned from the ground then.. He can watch the match at the strawberry with Steve Howey, Robby Elliot and Rob Lee.

Congrats Joe, you have done well. Amazing we managed to get Remy tbh.

Do we even know where the line is that these players have to cross? As far as I can tell its either a soft core porno or an album by the Bellamy Brothers.. stay tuned David Craig will have an update.. This may help http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/79/Over_the_line_court.png

"The world was against us getting players in"

They got him on the line.. just not over it.

8m for Ince. Unfortunately Blackpool turned it down. Tom didnt want his dad to leave for one last run.

He said first team player you sloppy doughnut http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc5zudxgW1r0ftodo1_500.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/8dad18d3001e1f50804456b64a6d480e/tumblr_mnyd74l62C1ri524no1_500.gif

Exactly - "Cabaye is staying!" then thirty seconds later.. "so it would appear that he is staying." Yeah, we had to get some kind of update from David Craig as he is getting paid, so lets dress up nothing as news.

"Cabayes staying!" "appears that he is staying" Yeah..nothing has changed.

Would take him here tbh

Kemen... KEMEN

So.. did he get up yet or is he just going for his afternoon nap?

Hear this top youngster is being monitored and is a dead cert..

Jordan Rhodes to Wigan for 6m. Would have taken him here tbh.

We haven't had our token derisory bid refused for someone unattainable yet. They'll declare themselves done after that. I think our problem is that it's becoming increasingly apparent that, barring a couple of very rare exceptions, we only buy French players. It's so obvious now, and we're limiting ourselves so much by it. It would be fine if it was because French players were the best in the world and we were willing to pay good money for them, but its not. It's because we perceive that their clubs will accept less money for them due to their lower TV deals, and we can offer their players less gross salary as when you factor in the French tax laws, net of VAT they actually still get a payrise. We've got no intention of buying quality players for decent money. Ashley is just hunting through the bargain bin and expecting to find something rare and valuable. Sure, when you're first to root round it you have a decent chance, but you can't keep going back to that same bargain bin time and again because of two things. Firstly, the owners of the bin will up their prices for you based on your previous success. And secondly, it's now f***ing empty. You've rinsed it of anything of value. We need to pack this s*** in and widen our nets. Thauvin will be our bid.

Confirmed: We have sent scouts out to take a look at some players.

Ayew sure? Anyway, Thauvin is off to Marseille and these are both left wingers, so......just thinking aloud. Hmm. They are loaning his brother out instead. Andre has not intention of leaving.

Ayew on loan. But its Jordan to Bastia... Andre staying put. Another one off the list.

Panic buy after Alnwick ships 5 in reserve thriller.

aw fuck, can't we even wait until tmrw to be utterly depressed and void of hope.

I don't know, lots of rumored targets tbh.. Ba, Thauvin, Gomis, Ince, Sow, Defoe, Ayew, MacCarthy.. How many bloody rumors do you want. Two out of them would be bloody brilliant. It is set up for us to get someone tmrw.. it is just deafening silence will fall during the day and by early evening the club will announce that we are done our business with Cabaye staying.

Fellani to Manure for 23m? McCarthy bid turned down by Wigan from Everton.. will probably wrap it up tmrw though.

I fully expect JFK to sleep in and get woken up by SSN calling him.. "of shit, cunt, fuck, is it deadline day today? you sky sports cunts"

As if he is all bark and sod all bite.

Ronaldo back to Manure then?