toontownman

There is only so much training alongside shola you an take before you give up and become shola.

Tony Pulis incoming..

What the fuck does Pardew say to them at half time? "Job done, just save yourselves for the next game this half.. its a long season."

2-1 up at half time, totally in charge of the game 3-2 down after inspirational half time team talk

Better than getting Bentley for free.

COLLINS

He is just like a step dad that has married your mum now its gone sour..but he is refusing to leave because he thinks he now has claim to your house.. eventually he will just be a jilted ex, that day can't come soon enough though. Cant we track how much money he has made from the club and use it as a countdown until he breaks even and fucks off..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2420815/Newastle-boss-Alan-Pardew-reveals-sign-summer-going-overdraft.html How long before he can get his money back and fuck off? Surely that has to be someone interested in buying us!

Remy is one of the main reasons Ben Arfa shined today imo. Having someone of Ben Arfas class on the other wing gave us new options and more for the opposition to panic about. That said I think he would do a great job in the middle upfront, certainly right now given Cisse's form and confidence. I think that is an option for bringing Gouffers on for Cisse later in games.

He has til January to sort it out tbh. Looks like we are finally finding ways to create chances again he will have no excuses. It is completely confidence but there is only so much time we can afford to wait. If we can get him Gomis will be our main target man come February.

Agree.. still an absolute mare tracking players sometimes. Switches off far too often for a defender.

What a classy player he can be. His hold up play and strength is immense. Blessed with the brain Obertan never had.

Great result... professional performance. That said, still the same old problems: - not picking up players on set pieces - backing off players and giving them room to shoot - not watching opposition players runs when they are attacking - Few players are still needlessly wreckless - Cisse woefully lacking confidence. The latter will come as I think the team that played today has shown it can create chances. Positives: - Really fantastic away win that will give a team that is still gelling a ton of confidence. (Still Gelling btw should be a fixed statement for the Pardew era) - Ben Arfa is on fire - Mapou and Colo are the tits - Santon looking dangerous again and a better performance from Debuchy although he is still wreckless and loses his man way too much. - Anita starting ahead of Tiote. I understood the sub as we needed a bit more height and muscle to combat Villas subs. Anita has to start in games where we can afford to sacrifice that height in the middle. He is really growing into the team and does all the little things right. - Cabs put in a great shift and we look so much better for having him - Sissoko gives us great drive, but still makes some silly mistakes - Marking being one of them - Remy closer to fitness - Gouffran showing exactly where he is best.. coming on as a sub in the second half.. could see arguments about starting him with his performance though. Really classy in possession and holding up the ball. Very impressed again.

Haven't been excited about a signing like Loic since Kluivert. Can't wait for tmrw. While they are completely different players he just gives me that same comfort of complete class every time he is on the ball and someone that can create magic. He is the real deal, hopefully we can keep him fitter than Patrick.

Marica signing with arsenal too by the looks of things.

Iaquinta hasn't played for over a year. No chance. Marica would be a good bet. Petric has at least played in this league.

I hope in the very least they record it and sell a DVD for the foundation. Looks like a truely class line up.

Marica off to West Ham apparently. Think he would have been useful here but maybe he doesn't offer any more than Le Gouff.

Pearce was fucking immense in his time. Real class all round. Came to this party too late.. but Wor Bez.. he and Barton were always questionable defensively but coming forward offered a lot. Gave us tons coming forward though which was of course the staple of the Keegan days. Agree that there was never much protection for the full backs which stacked against him. Scored an absolute screamer vs Villa the first time I got up to Newcastle to watch a game. Batty got a red too, good memories! Surprised by the Domi references. Thought Distin was better. Neither were as good as Bernard or Bez though. Enrique was really classy. Tough pick between them. Bernard on form was very good in defence and a real threat coming forward. Shame we got Pearce too late, he was solid for us still. Love the Peacock references, bloody loved `Gipsy` true cult hero for me and I was proper gutted when he left. Not convinced he was ever that good tbf had some true bramble shocker moments. Cracking in the air and a goal line clearance god though.

That's insane it's even harder to get players in january normally and more expensive. I remember pardew and kinnear bangin on about that.

So what your saying is..We should all buy shares. Looks like he is on to a winner there!

Big year for him. Will get lots of opportunities if he can stay fit.

Everton have Macarthur bid accepted. 9 mins to go

Its awesome, Sky have even given up bothering to ask. Haven't heard Alan Pardew or Joe Kinnear mentioned once all day. Not even any information about them being at the club. Our hierachy are literally under lockdown, albeit lavish lavish lockdown someone drinking champagne and having a laugh.