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Have to make sure they pass our medical right?

Clearly not needed now we have Gervinho.

Nah Robbie Keane. Sign of the times, this time last year I would have been slightly disappointed but ready to give them a chance if we had signed those two, this year I feel physically sick at the mere mention of either playing for us. We can do much better.

He is "closer to England" because we are the only club that have bid for him. Really can't see him coming here. We will wait and see, glad we are trying for him but hope we have some decent back up options as well.

Simply ace if it happened, we will be lucky to get one of them though imo. N'Zog is the only likely lad and tbf Wigan will probably price us out of the move.

be shocked if he ends up here like.

Gameiro, N'Zogbia, Gervinho, Berbatov, Sturridge and M'Bengue.... for starters. No sod it I want Ba aswell.

It was laughable when they wanted 7m!

Highly likely Berbatov will be on his way out of Manure this summer, highly likely it won't be to us, but stranger things have happened. Would love him here like. Cant see any of the other top 5 clubs taking him. More likely he will head to Italy or Spain, certainly wont be short of offers though.

Oh dear. I think tonight's interview will hasten Barton's departure. http://www.toonpool.com/user/589/files/when_the_shit_hits_the_fan_321595.jpg

Interested to hear what Pardew says. Wouldn't believe a word that snake Mckay has to say given the noises that have come out of the club about keeping Joey I doubt we just upped and left the table without a reason. I like that we are not willing to be held for ransom by players demands, we certainly would have crumbled in the past. Will certainly be a big punch in the ribs to see Joey go especially after how well he has played this season, his vision and passing is genuinely stunning on his day. The club certainly owe him nothing though.

The french raid starts, Gameiro, Gervinho (french club), Menez and the return of the prodigal Zog.

So how come no one has asked him about Gameiro?

"Mehdi Abeid's proposed move to Newcastle has fallen through at the last minute, the players agent confirmed the clubs obsessed fans had scared the living shit out of him." http://www.LeaveThePoorGuyAloneYouCyberStalkingFreaks.com

little bit knee jerk tbh, we can certainly do better but he is streets ahead of what we have.

That was the fleshed out mostly fabricated version iirc.

As long as he doesn't have Geremi legs, the lad will be finished already.

Impressed with Ferguson, to a point Lua Lua too, Kazenga doesnt seem as confident taking players on but seems to have a decent pass and composure to pick it. I wouldn't say anyone has disappointed this season too much. We all know Smith would be an abomination, also most people were rightly pessimistic in regards to Perch. Ranger needs playing time and a loan and Campbell was past his best. Routledge comes close I didnt think he was terrible when give the chance though, certainly no worse than Raylor. Barton, Colo, Williamson, Simpson, Best, Tiote, Carroll, Enrique, Jonas and Nolan all over achieved and were big bonuses.

Would take Hitzlsberger, Parker and Ba from West Ham. None should be priority though, we should have the money to get better. Parker would be nice cover for Tiote but expensive, we could get someone younger and better willing to play a bit part.

No way we would have inquired in January if we thought otherwise. Would be happy to have him back as long as we bring in other options as well. Need a couple of strikers/attacking mids in addition imo (before mentioning the defensive situation).

Hope we keep him. If not the positives are that we should get decent money given the amount of sides interested. If he is to go lets hope its out of the country. Manure is a better option than Liverpool though, especially if there is someone we can get of Manure to sweeten the deal.

The return of Jenas.

Dock the lost position money from their wages tbh.

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