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toontownman

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  1. Erm, they're trying to sell the club, did you not notice or something? Why would they give a s*** about the season ticket renewals when that's going to be someone else's problem? Surely all you paranoid-delusionals should be expecting them to deliberately put people off from renewing just to f*** over us and whoever the new owners are, that'd be the really evil thing to do, wouldn't it? You know they will take the club off the market next month and stay anyway.
  2. He's a boring manager but his teams don't play boring football. If you're looking for a manager who can maximise the benefits of a good youth system, he's your man. Indeed, his teams have always been good passing and attacking teams.
  3. toontownman

    Joey Barton

    "ooh, I fell overrrr.... and stubbed a cigar out in your eye... what, the floor is slippy, someone must have spilt their pint!"
  4. This. I'd think Curbs would do a great job for us, certainly a safer bet than Shearer experience wise, however he would still have Shearer waiting in the wings, a few bad results in a row and the mongs would be on his back. That said its more than likely a load of tripe.
  5. Umm..... Would we have a bloody choice? If he does regain control we are going to have to go with him, if not only for this season. We are already so far behind the rest of league, Bin Laden could take over if it means a bit of stability and rebuilding. Whatever happens it needs to happen Yesterday.
  6. Regular European Football? One of the best grounds in Europe? Full houses? Breaking the world transfer record? Have you seen the list of clubs that have broken the WTR - Shepherd had real ambition, and delivered the goods for most of his tenure. He was a bit of dick and f***ed up badly when he replaced SBR with Souness, but he should be judged on his achievements not just the failings of the post SBR era. Well I could buy the chip shop down the road and pump a whole load of money into it and make it a sweet looking gastro pub. But 6 months later, I'd be re-mortgaging the house, the wife would have left, I'd have to declare bankrupcy, live on the street and hope skirges dog would give me some change. The European runs, the ground and the full houses are all from Sir John Hall. Its not like he built the place from the ground up, he just had to move his stuff into the penthouse and buy some furniture. Is this the same SJH who was the major shareholder until Ashley reared his ugly head? You think he just let Shepherd run the show do you? Theres a whole thread on this subject, the important issues are how much influence Shepherd would have, if hes learnt from his mistakes and what benefits his experience might bring to the table. I dont really understand your argument to be honest? I never said Sir John Hall was blameless, nor do I think that. So your agreeing with me? After praising Shepherd and his achievments and sticking up for him, your now saying he didnt actually do any of those things it was Sir John Hall? ................................................................................ Whilst I cant believe anyone could do a worse job than Ashley, the fat bastard makes the other bald fat bastard look like Steve Gibson. Many people thought similar that we couldnt get worse than Shepherd before, regardless right now Shepherd sits as very much a case of Better The Devil you know. It very much depends on who he has backing him, he will get us closer to the right track if the money is in place. However..he left for a reason last year, if he is here for anything more than a short term to get us back on track, it wouldnt be a suprise to see things end in tears again. Its like dating two abusive girls in a row and then when the second girl dumps you, you refuse to see anyone new in fear that no-one else will be different and beg the first girl to take you back, because things were good for a while, before she started beating you. I can't understand people being upset at views demanding better than Shepherd, although as days pass we are hardly in a position to be picky. All anyone wants right now is some stability, even if its in the short term so we have a manager and squad for next season to try and take us back up. Again as the days pass I dont think alot of people care who takes over as long as things are sorted soon, certainly Ashley just wants who ever has the cash, in both cases, maybe Shepherd is the best of bad bunch..
  7. Regular European Football? One of the best grounds in Europe? Full houses? Breaking the world transfer record? Have you seen the list of clubs that have broken the WTR - Shepherd had real ambition, and delivered the goods for most of his tenure. He was a bit of dick and f***ed up badly when he replaced SBR with Souness, but he should be judged on his achievements not just the failings of the post SBR era. Well I could buy the chip shop down the road and pump a whole load of money into it and make it a sweet looking gastro pub. But 6 months later, I'd be re-mortgaging the house, the wife would have left, I'd have to declare bankrupcy, live on the street and hope skirges dog would give me some change. The European runs, the ground and the full houses are all from Sir John Hall. Its not like he built the place from the ground up, he just had to move his stuff into the penthouse and buy some furniture.
  8. "agree with the rest of" that original post.. for the record
  9. Shepherd would have sacked him the exact same time Ashley did. Allardyce was a disaster for us, even the players thought he was a joke. We had the chance of getting MON and he blew that one. He is the encyclopedia of mistakes. His position at the time the club was sold was unbearable. He would have been forced out sooner or later anyway by either the fans or his incompetence, the hatred was not too disimilar to Ashley now. I agreed with the rest of your original post though.
  10. It all depends on who is backing the Fat man. I dont want him anywhere near the club, but if his consortium has the kind of money we need to get back to the big time, you know he's the right man to piss it away. Its so laughable, his return is bound to happen. This club cannot help itself.
  11. Enrique.. But to be honest I wouldnt be "Gutted" its more than likely to happen, infact if its just the players on that list sold it would be a suprise. The likes of Beye/Bassong and Guthrie would be more upsetting. Fact is most will leave, the club will go on and we will move on, we dont owe any of those players anything, its very much the other way around.
  12. exactly.. its possible it might speed up the process and push the people actually interested into bidding.
  13. Your assuming the useless fuckers at the club know how to work computers. We will probably hear confirmation of the bid 3 months after it has fallen through, as per usual. Finger/pulse ratio Pulse Ashleys big ass ^ ^ Nufc higher ups fingers Cabury's finger anyone?
  14. Yes please. Whilst he might be a good pro to have around the club, he is a bloody liability to have on the pitch.
  15. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_5371523,00.html Sorry if it was already posted. I couldnt help but chortle at the picture of Sir John Hall, with the words Newcastle Concern below it. About sums it up!
  16. toontownman

    Gary Speed

    This, although he is already under contract as a coach at Sheffield United. Swansea might well be calling.
  17. Vinnie Mac is worth about $600million, so I sent WWE an e-mail in my boredom, suggesting it would be a good idea to buy us out. How sad am I? I don't know who follows American sports, but there was recently a bit of a slanging match between him and Arsenal's Stan Kroenke......it'd be a good way to get revenge. However, I don't know his relationship with Hicks, Gillett, Lerner, the Glazers etc. Anything to get rid of Fat Mike. Maybe he could join McMahon's "Kiss my Ass Club"! No Chance!
  18. one of several investors interested, so not getting my hopes up. we wont be any clearer this time next week, maybe even the week after. These guys have been floating around interested in football clubs for a while now, strange they havent taken a club over already. Mcmahon denies interest in toon http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/aug/07/newcastleunited.premierleague
  19. First players to be sold by the end of the week: Habib Beye and Bassong, followed by Enrique, Martins, Taylor and Jonas. Owen, Viduka, lovenkrands are released, Guthrie, Nolan, Smith, Geremi, Butt, Barton, duff all leave for nominal fees and Collocini is loaned out with a view to a 2m deal. Shearer walks away. The Club re-appoints Joe Kinnear to "steady the ship" until the new ownership is completed, followed by Kinnear hinting at a return of club idol shearer under new owners imminently. We sign Nicky Barmby, ugo ehiogu, danny shittu and Gary Speed. Robbie Earle, mick harford and Dean Holdsworth make a suprise appearance at the first day of pre-season training, they are announced as our new assitant manager and first team coaches. Kinnear says he is in great health, the team is in great spirits and he wants the job full time, if Shearer doesnt return. Shearer takes a job with Southampton, who invest 20m in their league two club under new ownership. August rolls on and Ashley takes the club off the market and reiterates his desire to make things right. We sign Craig Beattie for 5m on a last day scramble before the window closes. The press claim Shearer will finally take over and have a war chest in January of 40m. Ashley makes a statement saying mistakes were made, we should have bid for James Beattie. Shearer remains unbeaten through to christmas, we draw 12 games and lose 5, Languishing in the relegation zone in the championship Kinnear leaves his post for health reasons. Bill Murray is said to be a huge fan of the club and with the backing of big American investors will bid to takeover the club - Daily Star Next week Bob Murray is announced to have bid for majority shares in the club, ashley sells up but remains on the board. Murray appoints Peter Reid assisted by Don Hutchinson, Harford and Holdsworth remain on. We sign kevin phillips and win all of our remaining games under Peter Reid, excepting our FA cup spanking by Southampton, who shock us at home 6-0, on the up side we sneak into the playoffs and win promotion. Our season 2010/11 home shirt is revealed as red and white stripes... It can get worse.
  20. This. Martins has time to improve still, he is a world class striker when he wants to be, getting him to do it more than once every ten games is the problem. Owen isnt getting any better and his pace/ability is shrinking faster than miss pepperpot. Neither are staying though, so its a moot point. They both offered too little this season to get hung over about. World class striker sorry but He has all the ability and skills to be one, he just needs decent coaching and application, the latter being the biggest problem.
  21. Add Guthrie to that list and I'm with you, but be realistic man, we would be lucky to keep one of them let alone all. Bassong and Oba are saleable assets, even if we dont want to sell them there are little guarentees they will stay if an offer comes along.
  22. This. Martins has time to improve still, he is a world class striker when he wants to be, getting him to do it more than once every ten games is the problem. Owen isnt getting any better and his pace/ability is shrinking faster than miss pepperpot. Neither are staying though, so its a moot point. They both offered too little this season to get hung over about.
  23. He will be off, just trying to make nice before he leaves. There is no way he will take the pay cut needed for us to keep him. Not to mention the fact that other than Bassong he is one of the only players we have that we could possibly sell for upwards of 4m. Martins is a luxury we wont be able to afford.
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