toontownman

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........m

Be happy if we can get Elmander. Better than what we have already and should be relatively cheap. Hopefully we can bring someone a little bit pacier in aswell. 3 hours right.. no problem. Expect to hear in the morning that our hierachy worked tirelessly but we had a last minute bid for Elmander rejected and SWP's wage demands were too high.

Waiting for Pardew/Ashley or Lambias on the steps.. "If we have got this wrong there is a bullet with our names on it.." ....think there are bullets like that anyway to be fair.. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/11/article-0-00EECEC100000191-652_306x199.jpg Surely we could have got a player out of liverpool in return.. wheres our Keith Gillespie?

Hear a limo has picked him up. he is on his way to Liverpool. tbh can see us signing him against the medical just to appease the fans.

This, beggars cant be choosers at this stage, even if we are minted beggars.

Blatantly Benzema coming in. We have been working on it for weeks. Reason Carroll had to go is because Karim demanded the #9 shirt and his girlfriends knickers. Actually that gives me a new scapegoat for this whole situation. Carroll obviously wanted out because Saylor signed a new contract. BLAME SAYLOR

Will make a tidy profit too, easily treble what we paid. Will be tough to keep hold of him in the summer. Think he will be off on to the first big club that comes in for him. Hamman #2.

This x1000 Rather play Airey. Never seen a bigger abomination of a footballer player than his performance vs us last month. Complete donkey, who is lazier than Shola. We need someone with pace. Have done since before the summer.

I could live with that. Me too. Someone said he has already been loaned out to Bolton though :*(

Cometh the hour, cometh the Ranger... ..Cometh the hideous miss.

What the fook are we going to do! :colo: upfront tbh

INSANIA! If you had told me this time last year we would get 40m for Carroll I would have jumped all over it. The biggest issue is that we cant get anyone coming in. Sturridge on loan?

Madness.

Fuck off that club PR making him out to be the bad guy, why in the hell would he ask for a transfer request? We would sell him for the right price anyway.

Enquired about Crouch.. yay. NAY.

I doubt we had any desire to 'leave it to the last day'. Other than the fact Pardew said we were leaving it up to the last minute because we can force a better deal right before the deadline. Worked out well so far.. I don't know whats more stupid, telling the world what we are doing and why or actually doing it?

nah. player confidence could take a dip, but I dont think even any of the players would deny the money being offered is stupid and could really improve the squad. On the flip side of the thread title, if we sell carroll and sign Carlton Cole as a replacement... Yes I truely believe we will go down. I will also break my house in half and all its contents.

Wow, this day is actually going dramatically worse than I thought possible.

Suarez and Gerrard in exchange?

50m? fucking madness. Obviously puts AC's value at 40m though

Blatantly Adam Johnson...we're doomed...doomed.

Will only end up with Ireland = Will end up dissapointed.

STIFFLEEERRRRRRR http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/9381590.stm

Still astonished we are coming out of another window with just one established LB in the squad. God knows what happens if Enrique gets injured. We need to look at an understudy for Tiote too. Smith has to be out the door in the summer. Larsson will be good given our current circumstances, dont think he is a massive upgrade on Raylor though. Pardews comments about Pace being a necessity look pretty stupid so far.

Shame Chris Samba is going to sign a new deal at Rovers. Thought he was dead cert to be off, to be fair I thought the same the past three years.