toontownman

they have Jenas, its understandable.

Comments from Gareth Southgate tbh..

Wah Wah... At least he has some bitter material to inspire his songwriting, that says he should never be short of that being a smog.

Is it the XXXXL shirt? Does look baggy on him, so id say that size at least.

ooh i feel so dirty seeing viduka in a newcastle shirt.

tbh we didnt really want viduka and arent even going to play him, we just wanted revenge for woodgate.

left to sort his shit and move to holland. Think its common knowledge Luque is on loan next year at PSV, just hasnt been officially confirmed yet.

Fantastic stuff, get Ben Haim and baines in now, then its fill the gaps time.

Thats without Sky Sports and various other sources saying we are close to Rozenhal, then papers still saying we are after Baines, and now cacapa and jaures. Less we forget the echo saying sam was lining up an 8m move for Anelka and papers talking up Ebondo. Silly season is certainly here.

Oh but its a pleasant dream you wouldnt want to wake up from! Ideally we need that many at least. RB: Solano, Ebondo (carr) (dyer?) CB: Ben Haim, Taylor, Rozenhal, Cacapa (ramage) LB: Baines, Jaures (Baba) would make deeper reading although the four players from abroad are unknown quantities to me. Id expect us to keep Ramage as a backup utility, as for baba and carr who knows.

Double unveiling with Viduka tmrw maybe? Maybe more? Maybe less? Maybe no one?

If we sign another striker after Viduka it will be Anelka. Smith wouldnt be a bad signing, but I think we will get better if needed, especially given the new financial backing.

Parker Barton Emre Owen Martins Viduka Would be too funny for us to F**K off West Hams Parker bid now. Swerve of the century! Id expect Parker to be signed for them by tmrw lunchtime. Got to say out of all the paper articles tmrw the Telegraph is my favourite although the least likely. If we get Barton, Viduka, Ben Haim, Rozehnal, Baines and Ebondo within the next couple of weeks we will be looking a hell of a lot healthier. With the rest of the summer to touch up the rest of the squad and improve it with big money should the take over go ahead smoothly.

Juve match is just a rumour at the moment isnt it? Was supposed to be a part of the boumsong deal. Nothing confirmed yet though.

Carew was a decent signing, big strong viduka type player. Im suprised he scored so few, but he is great at bringing others into the games aswell as imposing himself on opposition defences. Was decent everytime I watched him in a villa shirt.

Sibbers wasnt better than Shola tbh. He is neat with the ball sometimes and maybe a little more intelligent than Ameobi, but overall Shola comes out on top for me.

Thought he was considering retiring from International Football anways after the next couple of matches? Still reports we might try and get Anelka aswell as Viduka. Would certainly have us covered if true.

take a valium Supertoon. He was "apparently" signing on thursday, but has "apparently" turned back to complete the deal tonight. ALL WORD OF SKY SPORTS NEWS. Its obviously going to happen, so just chill.

So is it right after Barton has signed we tell West Ham to forget about Parker as we never had any intention of selling him? Or is that what Parker tells them, before we tell him we were actually serious.

If McClaren was thinking of playing him RB wouldnt it have made sense to try him there last week when he had the chance to experiment? Dyer threw the toys out of the pram at SBR for playing him out of position, but has always been happy to do it under Souness/Roeder. Id expect him to do anything Allardyce tells him, he isnt going to be moving anywhere much better than here and like mentioned his versatility will only enhance his England chances. Sceptical he could do a great job there, but you can indeed look at ashley cole as being lightweight, will be interesting to watch if true.

bugger, i was only joking, that will teach me.. double or tiple unveiling on thursday/friday then?

Stop making so many bloody new posts that could just go on the end of existing ones! Other than that, im quite happy too, hope it continues.

wont be tied up til thursday then at least!

If we are talking a Hobo being hunted by every loan shark in the world. Shh, shouldnt let West Ham know there is another English Midfielder on the market, they might offer Reo-coker double his wages and give them selves £18m.

Alonso would fit into most sides in the world, classy player. Barton is nowhere near the finished article, not that that is a phrase anyone in Newcastle will ever understand.